Random Thoughts

[ChainedUp]

I really need to go stock up on some Tylenol

 

[wildebird]

Being freshly manscaped= constant chub/boners

Guys do you get this too?

I so often feel as if there is a whole other language I don't understand here on Lit. What is "manscaped"??? And what is "constant chub"???

I think I understand "boners".

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

As soon as I sit down to chill and post a bit, my dog wants to go outside. Happens a lot. I think he knows what I'm doing.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

As soon as I sit down to chill and post a bit, my dog wants to go outside. Happens a lot. I think he knows what I'm doing.

Mine does the same thing. It's a conspiracy of dogs everywhere.

And when I open the door, she just sits down and looks at me as if to say, "Are you crazy? I'm not going out there!"

 

[Leigh81]

Alfred Sung makes my snake sneeze.

L

 

[lacycheeks]

Easy come easy go

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Today would have been my father's 95th birthday.

If he were alive, I'm sure he would ask me.....

"Is today trash day?"

 

[sultan_sd]

I must be lacking substance

 

[italiansexylady]

As soon as I sit down to chill and post a bit, my dog wants to go outside. Happens a lot. I think he knows what I'm doing.

Mine does the same thing. It's a conspiracy of dogs everywhere.

And when I open the door, she just sits down and looks at me as if to say, "Are you crazy? I'm not going out there!"

Speaking of dogs....mine takes forever to do his "business" outside .....I swear he must do like 20 circles before he finally goes....it's a wonder he doesn't get dizzy.

 

[Callmetim]

Speaking of dogs....mine takes forever to do his "business" outside .....I swear he must do like 20 circles before he finally goes....it's a wonder he doesn't get dizzy.

The business procedure:

1. Secure the perimeter. Bark at anything that moves within eyesight.
2. Scope out the best spot. Very intense process. There are many factors that go into this all important choice. Gotta find just the right ... oh, here we go.
3. Three circles. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall circle and the number of the circles shall be three.
4. (Insert business doing here)
5. Bark. I must notify them that I am done with this place and which to go shed on more clean laundry. Every 3-5 seconds, I will randomly bark until they have retrieved me.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

The business procedure:

1. Secure the perimeter. Bark at anything that moves within eyesight.
2. Scope out the best spot. Very intense process. There are many factors that go into this all important choice. Gotta find just the right ... oh, here we go.
3. Three circles. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall circle and the number of the circles shall be three.
4. (Insert business doing here)
5. Bark. I must notify them that I am done with this place and which to go shed on more clean laundry. Every 3-5 seconds, I will randomly bark until they have retrieved me.

LOL!

Mine doesn't bark. But she has this funky waddle she does exactly four steps before she squats. I can count the waddling steps and she always does four. It's hysterical.

 

[ChainedUp]

Beer brats for dinner sound really good. Summer can't get here soon enough.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

.....

 

[Sundayschild]

The music on the film The Firm stands out - in a bad way.

 

[emsway]

Nothing like spaghetti for lunch to completely reverse my peppy-ness.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Such a beautiful sky!
A Friday sky

 

[jameslewis]

It's amazing how a message that takes 30 seconds to type can give a smile that lasts all day.

 

[wildebird]

"Letting go is hard..."

...is the truest, and most difficult, thing I've heard today.

 

[Little_Sister]

turns out the crazy hot scale works for guys too.

https://blondie1038.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/hot-douche-scale.jpg?w=908&h=588

 

[PattiJolene]

l think its time to get all hot and steamy and check out some stars.....beautiful clear sky tonight...

 

[sultan_sd]

turns out the crazy hot scale works for guys too.

https://blondie1038.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/hot-douche-scale.jpg?w=908&h=588

So that's why....totally explains everything

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Wow, lots of alts here today.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I miss highschool desks. Those things were like free chiropractors. The start of every class was like listening to popcorn in the microwave.

 

[BlueEyedGent]

The months of January, February, and March ....wow, they went fast!

 

[Devlishone4fun]

too early in the morning, should be back in bed