Random Thoughts

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Also, season 5 sucked.

 

[jameslewis]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/34f43ed33aa96c7fe7382fbc473399e3/tumblr_o3amn0FVoB1u7izcgo1_500.jpg

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

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I don't think you'll ever run in any danger of that. You are the kindest, most sincere person here, graceful and tender, full of love, and with intense passion boiling under your skin.

 

[lacycheeks]

It's bound to rain for a month now

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

If the right Twix is on the right and the left Twix is on the left, what happens if you turn the package around.....

I hate being on a diet, all I think about is food.

 

[BlueEyedGent]

Tis the season for jelly beans and chocolate bunnies!

 

[Jamiegeo]

The most spontaneously beautiful and memorable moments in life are rarely captured in anything other than the mind, romantics always have the best memories....(accuracy isnt essential).

 

[TongueLust]

Will hot wing sauce irritate his cock?

 

[JennyNo1]

Will hot wing sauce irritate his cock?

 

[Lunation]

Will hot wing sauce irritate his cock?

Ironically, no.

But sweet and sour causes itching.




...I have been told.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I FINALLY found that irritating, nerve jangling rattling noise in my car. I took it to a shop so they could hunt for it after I gave up. They found it...

It was my garage door opener! The push buttons are made of cheap ass plastic and rattled as I drove....a little tape and two sticky chair leg pads... and all better now....

 

[emsway]

Connections.

 

[starrynightin64]

1 more week.....
Then 4 freaking long months

 

[PattiJolene]

My hips are really burning tonight....l luv that new machine at the gym.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Bydgoszcz

How the fuck would you pronounce that?!

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I have "Jolene" by Dolly Parton stuck in my head.

 

[emsway]

It's getting cold and windy. Making my old bones ache.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I have "Jolene" by Dolly Parton stuck in my head.

Aaaaarrrghhhhhhhh!! Did you have to do that!! Now it's stuck in my head too.

 

[Endless_Night]

I cannot believe I paid that much for cupcakes.

 

[EllaMayme]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[BCJ4]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Bill Cosby asking?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Sniff sniff...............................aaaaarggg!

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Why the hell do I keep getting PM's from 20 year old horny males who have a mommy fetish? Who fantasize about being with a "mature woman"? That term alone makes me cringe.

Do I honestly look like a soccer mom, as someone once told me? Is that all I'm regulated to now at age 47? I have nothing in common with these little boys, I don't get why they think I would be interested. There's more to sex than putting a cock into a hole.

Ugh. Rant over.

 

[DarkSimian]

Why the hell do I keep getting PM's from 20 year old horny males who have a mommy fetish? Who fantasize about being with a "mature woman"? That term alone makes me cringe.

Do I honestly look like a soccer mom, as someone once told me? Is that all I'm regulated to now at age 47? I have nothing in common with these little boys, I don't get why they think I would be interested. There's more to sex than putting a cock into a hole.

Ugh. Rant over.

you're so damn sexy when you rant AKL

 

[AKentuckyLady]

you're so damn sexy when you rant AKL

You know that broom handle? It's about to get smacked upside your own head.