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If the right Twix is on the right and the left Twix is on the left, what happens if you turn the package around.....

I hate being on a diet, all I think about is food.
 
The most spontaneously beautiful and memorable moments in life are rarely captured in anything other than the mind, romantics always have the best memories....(accuracy isnt essential).
 
I FINALLY found that irritating, nerve jangling rattling noise in my car. I took it to a shop so they could hunt for it after I gave up. They found it...

It was my garage door opener! The push buttons are made of cheap ass plastic and rattled as I drove....a little tape and two sticky chair leg pads... and all better now....
 
Why the hell do I keep getting PM's from 20 year old horny males who have a mommy fetish? Who fantasize about being with a "mature woman"? That term alone makes me cringe.

Do I honestly look like a soccer mom, as someone once told me? Is that all I'm regulated to now at age 47? I have nothing in common with these little boys, I don't get why they think I would be interested. There's more to sex than putting a cock into a hole.

Ugh. Rant over.
 
Why the hell do I keep getting PM's from 20 year old horny males who have a mommy fetish? Who fantasize about being with a "mature woman"? That term alone makes me cringe.

Do I honestly look like a soccer mom, as someone once told me? Is that all I'm regulated to now at age 47? I have nothing in common with these little boys, I don't get why they think I would be interested. There's more to sex than putting a cock into a hole.

Ugh. Rant over.

you're so damn sexy when you rant AKL ;)
 
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