Random Thought Thread

[Machiavellix]

What's it all about?

What's what all about? Life? I need about two pints of tequila in me first to discuss that.

 

[Rebel Rose]

If two wrongs don't make a right why not try three?

 

[Machiavellix]

Cause after two your just adding to your prison sentence.

 

[Rebel Rose]

If all the world is a stage where does the audience sit?

 

[Machiavellix]

Speaking literally, they'd probably be on the moon. Figuratively, probably in the bathroom on the shitter.
Sorry if it bothers you that I'm answering your q's......I've just got nothing better to do.

 

[Rebel Rose]

Speaking literally, they'd probably be on the moon. Figuratively, probably in the bathroom on the shitter.
Sorry if it bothers you that I'm answering your q's......I've just got nothing better to do.

hehehe... they're cute answers
How ya doin mach?

 

[Machiavellix]

hehehe... they're cute answers
How ya doin mach?

I'm doin'. Yeah, that about sums it up.
How about you?

 

[dragonrazor]

the meaning of life is 42 << >>

 

[Rebel Rose]

Why are the toilet flush handles on the left side?

 

[Machiavellix]

Why are the toilet flush handles on the left side?

So dyslexics don't end up with a handful of piss water.

 

[dragonrazor]

WATCH OUT...here comes the spider-man <<

 

[Rebel Rose]

Have you ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?

hi dragon

 

[Machiavellix]

I do it all the time. They're called commercials.

 

[Rebel Rose]

Why is it that the things most people like best are either unethical, illegal or fattening?

 

[Machiavellix]

It's the urge to be risky. If your parents tell you smoking is bad, you want to try it, so you can be bad along with it.
Same concept would be having sex with your neighbor's wife while he's at work.
Which I have never done. *whistles*

 

[dragonrazor]

commercials suck

 

[Brightdawn]

Be yourself at all times.....

 

[fathom7]

If your hands are really big -- do pictures of your unit being held by that hand make the unit appear smaller than it really is?

 

[Rebel Rose]

I'm horny!

 

[Elffy]

who isnt

 

[aka Lusty]

Lots of long-dead threads being resurrected.

 

[dragonrazor]

thread necromancy is almost as good as L-n-L bent over <<

 

[aka Lusty]

Just zipping by....whoosh...

 

[dragonrazor]

i hope she bends over again on her way out <<

 

[aka Lusty]

i hope she bends over again on her way out <<

Muah