Random Thought Thread

[aka Lusty]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

[scbigdog65]

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...oh, never mind.

 

[aka Lusty]

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...oh, never mind.

Never had two hands in my bush, but thanks for offering

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant

 

[scbigdog65]

Never had two hands in my bush, but thanks for offering

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant

I knew you'd pick right up on that.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

 

[aka Lusty]

I knew you'd pick right up on that.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Great minds think alike. Marry me?

Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?

 

[scbigdog65]

Great minds think alike. Marry me?

Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?

We're both married already, but sure.

Just when the hell are the cows coming home?

 

[aka Lusty]

We're both married already, but sure.

Just when the hell are the cows coming home?

Thanks for reminding me, T

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

 

[webbo1]

How can you tell if the ship comming in is yours????



Does it have your name painted on the side or what???

 

[lrpoboy]

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
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[Elffy]

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

 

[Rebel Rose]

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?​

 

[dragonrazor]

nice new bustier, L-n-L

 

[Rebel Rose]

What purpose do freckles serve?

 

[Arden]

Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?

LOL!

 

[mrtnmoon]

why does the snooze button only give you 9 minutes? why not 10?

 

[scbigdog65]

Why do your kids get up at the crack of freakin' dawn on the weekends when you can't drag their little butts outta bed on a school day?

 

[Elffy]

why does it rain whenever they says its less then 40% chance of it, but never does when they say its over 70% chance it will

 

[Rebel Rose]

Men do ask for directions.
They just refuse to follow them.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Men do ask for directions.
They just refuse to follow them.

oh, come on, now.... let's not lump all men together. some of us are enlightened enough to read, ask for and follow directions....

we're just deficient in other areas. lol

 

[Rebel Rose]

Would the main cause of men's lying be the fact that women insist on asking too many questions?

 

[Machiavellix]

Why do I always pick rainy, crappy days to do my streaking?

 

[Rebel Rose]

Why is it that no matter where you are you're here?

 

[Machiavellix]

Not me. I'm here, not there. *lightbulb goes on* Oh, I get it.........I think.

 

[Rebel Rose]

What's it all about?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Another minute in my head

Had to share this with the lit people. Taking Chinese and linguistics but it's better without the back story.

"Ok so linguistics by this book is sort of like telling that guy that hook and term sound simiilar in Chinese but it's easier to say the first. This is actually interesting I wonder how...."

(Hearing a hello)

"UGHH... is that the teacher what a crusty oh no she's leaving? So who?"

*Turning head to follow person out the room

"Who's teaching our class they're late and..."

(Hello Class)

"Ooh nice voice and let's take a look..."

*Turning head Crick

"AAGHHH. I may have incurred a neck injury. I just tried to look backwards and have discovered I was already looking in that direction.

OOWww. Hey one minute. That's hilarious."

I then laughed and most of the class saw me with my head turned a good 150 degrees. Many asked if I was OK. Class was good. Teacher is cute.