Random Thought Thread

[scbigdog65]

Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry...

 

[shysunshine]

Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry...

Get some sunglasses then.

 

[scbigdog65]

Get some sunglasses then.

You're right...sunshine on my face is much better

 

[shysunshine]

You're right...sunshine on my face is much better

Nice and warm, huh?

 

[scbigdog65]

Nice and warm, huh?

Mmmmmhmmm, definitely warm.

 

[scbigdog65]

Have you ever come clean?

 

[aka Lusty]

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

 

[scbigdog65]

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

I don't know, but I'd like to see you covered in it.

 

[aka Lusty]

I don't know, but I'd like to see you covered in it.

Hey that's cheating!

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

 

[scbigdog65]

Hey that's cheating!

Me? A cheater? I'm happily married man!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his medical degree?

 

[aka Lusty]

Me? A cheater? I'm happily married man!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his medical degree?

Why are there personal flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

 

[scbigdog65]

Why are there personal flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

And if there are personal flotation devices under plane seats, why aren't cruise ships required to have parachutes?

 

[aka Lusty]

And if there are personal flotation devices under plane seats, why aren't cruise ships required to have parachutes?

Now that is a very good question, BD

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

[scbigdog65]

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

LOL - good one.

 

[aka Lusty]

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

 

[fathom7]

If you don't think that English is a difficult language to learn, try these:

ACHE -- pronounced AKE
MoustACHE -- pronounced mustASH

Better still try:

GO -- pronounced GOH
DO -- pronounced DOO

 

[scbigdog65]

Why are there never any fairy godfathers?

 

[aka Lusty]

Love is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.

 

[scbigdog65]

Love is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.

But lust -- ahhhh, sweet lust is priceless.

 

[aka Lusty]

But lust -- ahhhh, sweet lust is priceless.

You really are a man aren't you?

The IRS has got what it takes to take what you've got!

 

[scbigdog65]

You really are a man aren't you?

Let me check...yes! Yes I am!


Who me?

 

[aka Lusty]

Let me check...yes! Yes I am!


Who me?

Yes you!

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

 

[scbigdog65]

Why is the Golden Gate Bridge orange?

 

[aka Lusty]

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

 

[scbigdog65]

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Do bulldozers really put cows to sleep?