Random thought at 15:00

Aquila

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Today's random thought at 15:00 is..

What brought about courtesy? who the hell came up with the idea that its rude to have sex in your girlfriends parents bed? and who the hell said I don't play with your food?, and who said you can't just raid a fridge for a bottle of ketchup.

Fuck it all BE A REBEL
Cover yourself in ketchup, and fuck like a maniac in your parents bed, and don't forget to use the cuccumbers while your at it.

Become a witchhunter today... burn your friends.. WIN CASH PRIZES!
 
I may need to steal part of that post for a sigline in the near future. Just so ya know.
 
ketchup as cucumber lube?......hmmmmm....

i think i might use mayo......<shrug>....if i was gonna do the condiment and cucumber thang in my parents' bed.....
 
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pagancowgirl said:
I may need to steal part of that post for a sigline in the near future. Just so ya know.

what part? Im thinking of putting the burn your friends part on a shirt... cause it was just inspired.
 
Aquila said:


what part? Im thinking of putting the burn your friends part on a shirt... cause it was just inspired.

That would be the part. I'm lazy, and a witch hunt among my friends would require very little effort.
 
pagancowgirl said:


That would be the part. I'm lazy, and a witch hunt among my friends would require very little effort.

Damn Pagans }:)

I like pagans, they dance naked.
 
pagancowgirl said:


Shhhhh.... people'll be dropping by my house for no apparent reason.

No the reason will be apparent, just be glad it aint me..

Id put up big neon signs that say "Naked chick dancing" and would charge a cover charge for the access to the pagan blind (much like a duck blind) in the forest. near the bonfire.
 
Aquila said:
Id put up big neon signs that say "Naked chick dancing" and would charge a cover charge for the access to the pagan blind (much like a duck blind) in the forest. near the bonfire.

You're going to pluck my chickens and make 'em dance?
 
pagancowgirl said:


You're going to pluck my chickens and make 'em dance?

na I dont pluck I hot wax.. or use the epilady

..cause im just evil like that.

then again im so evil the guy that invented the epilady is my hero.:devil:
 
i see nothing wrong with stayin in bed all day, and FYI military time is easier to use at times
 
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