and yet I see no magic, no flare
What to you mean? I've been frantically waving my hands in front of my monitor for the last hour! A simple ooh and aah would suffice!
Much, thank you!
I've decided to take my magic act on the road and I need a lovely assistant.
<pmann not need apply!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpk3vvJBPb4
Secondly, I will be filing an EOE lawsuit against your nipple munching ass for discrimination. I wanna be your assistant.
My boobs are huge. Think Christina Hendricks. Only bigger. And harrier. And mannier.
I have reviewed your application as per the EOE act, and am respectfully regret to inform you that you do not have the necessary qualifications required for the position. Thank you for your submission, I will keep your application on file should other positions more suited to your ample capabilities arise.
Rainshine! My "ample bosom" is on reserve for someone else!
I believe that I've called dibs!
See Rainshine? I rest my case.
You can all share, it sounds like there's enough to go around!
