Rampant Vile Uncooth Ranting and running on of the mouth.

Aquila

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There comes a time when one just wants to jump up, stick a rock in a gym sock and start beating people about the head and shoulders until the sock is coated in the feces inundated blood of ones lesser oponent. When one wishes to jump up and scream I will not sit here victim of circumstance to shaved midgets with barbed rusty dildos, and their eager whims to maltreat your tender rectum. This time comes when shit piles so high that one needs but only open one eyelid to view the corn from last years meal, mummified and gleaming opulent yellow, as if a reflector on a ten speed bike. This time spoken of in legend as if merely whispering it would bring forth the streams of carnally crazed satanic goats that wish no more than to sodomize and otherwise spew their seed over the earth.


Beware the goats.
 
Aquila said:
There comes a time when one just wants to jump up, stick a rock in a gym sock and start beating people about the head and shoulders until the sock is coated in the feces inundated blood of ones lesser oponent. When one wishes to jump up and scream I will not sit here victim of circumstance to shaved midgets with barbed rusty dildos, and their eager whims to maltreat your tender rectum. This time comes when shit piles so high that one needs but only open one eyelid to view the corn from last years meal, mummified and gleaming opulent yellow, as if a reflector on a ten speed bike. This time spoken of in legend as if merely whispering it would bring forth the streams of carnally crazed satanic goats that wish no more than to sodomize and otherwise spew their seed over the earth.


Beware the goats.

Had another of those "dreams" huh?
 
Aquila said:
There comes a time when one just wants to jump up, stick a rock in a gym sock and start beating people about the head and shoulders until the sock is coated in the feces inundated blood of ones lesser oponent. When one wishes to jump up and scream I will not sit here victim of circumstance to shaved midgets with barbed rusty dildos, and their eager whims to maltreat your tender rectum. This time comes when shit piles so high that one needs but only open one eyelid to view the corn from last years meal, mummified and gleaming opulent yellow, as if a reflector on a ten speed bike. This time spoken of in legend as if merely whispering it would bring forth the streams of carnally crazed satanic goats that wish no more than to sodomize and otherwise spew their seed over the earth.


Beware the goats.

Poor little huggy bear! *big kisses*:kiss:
 
Soblue said:
I know I beat you in Gin, but please don't take it so hard!
nay this be not about my defeat at your hands. I did post this before our honorable bout.
 
Aquila said:
There comes a time when one just wants to jump up, stick a rock in a gym sock and start beating people about the head and shoulders until the sock is coated in the feces inundated blood of ones lesser oponent.
How is the blood inundated with feces if the beating is about the head and shoulders?
 
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Mischka said:
How is the blood inundated with feces if the beating is about the head and shoulders?
their so full of shit, its crept from their lower intestin/colon to their bloodstream
 
I am everywhere.

Inundated into the very fabric of time and reality itself. I flow through all things and move all things at my whim.

For you are never alone, I am always chattering to you in the back of your mind. I, my dear am the little voices calling in the darkness seeking to devour your sanity.
 
Hey! Whats up monkey god?

Long time no see and stuff.

May I remind you, you owe me chocolate!
 
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