Question 2 - Cleansing Diet

[ChinaBandit]

I am in day two of this semi-annual hell.

Are there studies proving the benefits of this? Or, am I simply deluding myself AND colon?

It sucks and I am already bumming about the next round in early 2014.

Shit! Literally...

 

[marshalt]

It's bullshit. What you are doing is starving yourself, then giving yourself diarrhea at night. It's not good for you.

 

[LadyVer]

Tmi...

 

[Bobarino74]

I've heard the apple diet works well eat nothing but apples for two days organic of course

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Moderation in all things.


One would think a varied daily diet would keep one clean...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Moderation in all things.


One would think a varied daily diet would keep one clean...

You've been thinking again, haven't you?


Last time you thought, you and your Little Friends declared war on the White Man.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You've been thinking again, haven't you?


Last time you thought, you and your Little Friends declared war on the White Man.

Now we are trying to 'breed' them out.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Now we are trying to 'breed' them out.

Piffle. There's plenty of gray to go around.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Maybe I just need a good cleansing...


Kimchi?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Moderation in all things.


One would think a varied daily diet would keep one clean...

^^This.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The intestines are designed to house rotting material and you want go tidy things up? Have you tried Rid-X?

 

[ChinaBandit]

Have you tried Rid-X?

No. Will it really get rid of my Ex?

 

[SortOfBeautiful]

Cleansing is the worst. Try paleo, instead. Your body will feel much better for it.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No. Will it really get rid of my Ex?

Only if they are currently rotting in your septic tank.

 

[phrodeau]

Just eat a salad every other day. It isn't rocket science.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Being a childhood thumb sucker and growing up on a farm, I was introduced to the tapeworm diet. Now there's a pill that really works.

 

[Balladeer08]

Originally Posted by ms_ann_thrope View Post
Have you tried Rid-X?

No. Will it really get rid of my Ex?

OH! If only!!!

I'd have to take 4 doses, but I don't think you can OD on no exes. I'm damn sure willing to risk it!

 

[Balladeer08]

Cleansing is the worst. Try paleo, instead. Your body will feel much better for it.

Is that the one where you only eat food from the Paleolithic time period?

 

[WeedSmoke420]

good luck wit that

 

[SortOfBeautiful]

Is that the one where you only eat food from the Paleolithic time period?

Yes. Meat vegetables, fruits, and nuts.

 

[lovetoread]

I prefer the candy and starvation diet.

It's worked for me.