Puns

[Eisranac]

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?

58.

You mean 63, if 50 Cent ate pumpernickel; and 88 if you include that quarter pound of meat on the sandwich.

Sorry for my rye sense of humor which turned this pun on a dime...

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

My cousin used to work for a map company. The trouble with his job was that there was no latitude for error.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you are always really inconsistent, you are technically consistently inconsistent.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

Me: What makes you angry?

Pirate: When someone steals my p.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

"You may not be a Picasso or Mozart but you don't have to be. Just create to create. Create to remind yourself you're still alive. Make stuff to inspire others to make something too. Create to learn a bit more about yourself."

Frederick Terral

 

[done_got_old]

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[Eisranac]

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To be frank, not including a link with that just does not cut the mustard.

I don't mean to grill you, done_got_old; but I do relish that you have been on a roll with the puns. It shows a meating of the minds; and I have a lot of ketchup to do with the puns myself...

 

[done_got_old]

To be frank, not including a link with that just does not cut the mustard.

I don't mean to grill you, done_got_old; but I do relish that you have been on a roll with the puns. It shows a meating of the minds; and I have a lot of ketchup to do with the puns myself...

You're a pun-genius!

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

A lady sells batteries in the park. She sells C cells by the see-saw.

 

[done_got_old]

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[Eisranac]

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“There is a hole lot of truth grounded in that statement.” — Noah Fence

 

[done_got_old]

“There is a hole lot of truth grounded in that statement.” — Noah Fence

 

[done_got_old]

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[Ask For More]

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2m social distancing may push some Flat Earthers over the edge.

 

[done_got_old]

2m social distancing may push some Flat Earthers over the edge.

ROTFLMBO

 

[done_got_old]

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[Bewleybrother]

The microwave said to the toaster "don't look at the camera you making it Polaroid "
Does that even make sense?Mistaking sweebish for rollerism's,how droll.sic

 

[Ask For More]

I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?

 

[baculum]

My niece just bought a puppy. He's a cute little son of a bitch.