Puns

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Do you think the inventor of the door knocker won a Nobel prize?

 

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That did it, done_got_old.

You're fired.

 

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That did it, done_got_old.

You're fired.

I'm going to sue!

 

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In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.

 

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In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.

Is that because the stores were falling behind on supplying toilet paper, or is that because the stores were in arrears on their payments for toilet paper?

Whatever the tissue issue is, they should tear a piece of wisdom off and just start all over by flushing the problems away and wiping the whole thing clean.

Only then will everyone be square once again.

 

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Is that because the stores were falling behind on supplying toilet paper, or is that because the stores were in arrears on their payments for toilet paper?

Whatever the tissue issue is, they should tear a piece of wisdom off and just start all over by flushing the problems away and wiping the whole thing clean.

Only then will everyone be square once again.

What are you drinking? Very good!!!

 

[Eisranac]

What are you drinking? Very good!!!

I just looked.

It was Ty-D-Bowl tablets dissolved in water.

No wonder I am so blue...

 

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I just looked.

It was Ty-D-Bowl tablets dissolved in water.

No wonder I am so blue...

Bleach has a more permanent cleansing effect.

 

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Bleach has a more permanent cleansing effect.

I have to admit that you boweled me over with that one.

 

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I have to admit that you boweled me over with that one.

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“If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?“

 

[Eisranac]

“If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?“

I may be parsley correct here as a lot of thyme has elapsed, but I believe they can in the state of Oregano, as anywhere else is considered a big dill.

By the way, I understand that the name of the parsley farmer is Herb.

 

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I may be parsley correct here as a lot of thyme has elapsed, but I believe they can in the state of Oregano, as anywhere else is considered a big dill.

By the way, I understand that the name of the parsley farmer is Herb.

You have a sharp, quick wit!!!

You really ought to add to your profile. You can add information where the signature goes. Why? Because I asked.

 

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Necco is back after being a wafer so long.


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