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Ramone45

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If you're pulling out in front of an oncoming vehicle, please consider two things. A.) Take a quick look to see if there are any cars behind. the oncoming vehicle. If there are no cars, consider waiting for that vehicle to pass before pulling out, so that vehicle doesn't have to slow down. B.) Consider how far you are going to go when pulling out in front of an oncoming vehicle. If you are going just a short distance, let the oncoming vehicle go by, so it doesn't have to slow down for your turn. Motherfuckers.
 
Oh man, and here I thought I was going to get some words of wisdom on a man withdrawing from a woman once he has reached completion.

Beside her, it is truly sexy to watch a man withdraw from my wife. Erect if he can, flaccid if she has drained him beyond belief. To see his seed leak from her smoothly shaven folds as she sighs from the complete ecstasy that he has provided her.

But I digress, we are talking about dopes pulling out into traffic in automobiles :)
 
dwaino said:
Oh man, and here I thought I was going to get some words of wisdom on a man withdrawing from a woman once he has reached completion.

Beside her, it is truly sexy to watch a man withdraw from my wife. Erect if he can, flaccid if she has drained him beyond belief. To see his seed leak from her smoothly shaven folds as she sighs from the complete ecstasy that he has provided her.

But I digress, we are talking about dopes pulling out into traffic in automobiles :)
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Cut that filthy fucking shit out, we could all do with brushing up on our Highway Code.
 
oneblueye said:
that maybe but it worked for 25 years for me and my wife.
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Maybe a little luck involved. I have always had trouble with that concept. You get to a certain point and I do not want to stop. I guess it is fine as long as he has good control while I am doing my thing. Fortunately my husband got snipped early on so it was not a big issue for most of my life.
 
Islander55 said:
Maybe a little luck involved. I have always had trouble with that concept. You get to a certain point and I do not want to stop. I guess it is fine as long as he has good control while I am doing my thing. Fortunately my husband got snipped early on so it was not a big issue for most of my life.
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WOOOOOOO! I react badly to people coming at me with a knife... I would probably be worse if they came with scissors.
 
oneblueye said:
WOOOOOOO! I react badly to people coming at me with a knife... I would probably be worse if they came with scissors.
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The snipping was done professionally and to protect my health after a difficult pregnancy. If I had wanted to do it, I would have gone with the chainsaw motif.
 
oneblueye said:
it doesn't matter how often it happens--,
ya never quite get used to people making attempts to do ya harm or danger.

:ask any hooker, 'slanger', or moonshiner:
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Was this the result of poor planning or poor execution?
 
Islander55 said:
The snipping was done professionally and to protect my health after a difficult pregnancy. If I had wanted to do it, I would have gone with the chainsaw motif.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!

now wait a minute---,
 
Islander55 said:
Was this the result of poor planning or poor execution?
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the fact that they missed doing me harm or worse???

I would suspect that it was a combination of both "poor planning and poor execution"
with a bit of inexperience and softness of heart.
 
oneblueye said:
the fact that they missed doing me harm or worse???

I would suspect that it was a combination of both "poor planning and poor execution"
with a bit of inexperience and softness of heart.
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Never been chased by and irate wife but I certainly have had my share of dumb moments when younger.
 
Islander55 said:
Never been chased by and irate wife but I certainly have had my share of dumb moments when younger.
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being chased by 'them' ain't no big deal..., its when they send those 9's or 10's to chase ya--, thats when it gets interesting.
 
Ramone45 said:
If you're pulling out in front of an oncoming vehicle, please consider two things. A.) Take a quick look to see if there are any cars behind. the oncoming vehicle. If there are no cars, consider waiting for that vehicle to pass before pulling out, so that vehicle doesn't have to slow down. B.) Consider how far you are going to go when pulling out in front of an oncoming vehicle. If you are going just a short distance, let the oncoming vehicle go by, so it doesn't have to slow down for your turn. Motherfuckers.
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I had someone pull out on me on a gravel road. I hit the brakes, went through the fence and ended up surrounded by somewhat startled cows. It's a good thing that it was an old work truck so the damage didn't show. It just knocked some of the dirt off.
 
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