Primate Pussy? Gorrilla Cock? Simian Sex? Planet of The Apes?

[Sparky Kronkite]

If for some reason - some very, very serious reason - a gun to the head, some sort of death by dismemberment, stranded on a desert island, etc........

Would you, could you - ever, every, ever - fuck a monkey?????

Or would you choose death?

I honsestly don't know........

DEATH - is a tough choice.

I guess if she were cute - ya know - I could close my eyes and pretent I was with the Shebabe or some Lit-babe.....

Maybe - how about you?

 

[Mensa]

It is against the rules

Sparky, stay out of the Washington Zoo!!

 

[Guest]

 

[VanB]

Sparky - what have you been smoking? LOL

Actually I'm sure a monkey would be infinitely more attractive than some of the girls I woke up next to when I was at University

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

First off - THIS IS PRETEND!!!!!

Second - they did make a few very popular movies about this - they took place in the future - or the past - depending on the movie - no duh.

So, with that "non-seriousness" in mind - you should be able to answer - honestly - the question.

It's a goof - of course. Like the movies.

Well? Would you or wouldn't you?

 

[Purple Haze]

Death, by "oo-gah boo-gah!"

I understand even the smallest primates have quite a grip.

"Hey, I had a gun to my head!"

"Yeah, sure you did."

"He said, 'Fuck da monkey or die.' I said, 'let me try to get a hard-on.'"

"Yeah, right. Did you get to choose the monkey?"

"I told him I'd prefer a shaved Orangatan over the Mountain Gorilla named 'Nancy.'"

"Fuck da monkey, I watch."

 

[Guest]

 

[sizzlingreekgal]

We're talking life or death here, right??? For some reason, I'd rather be a man with a female monkey than a woman with a male monkey. What a decision......well, I'd get over it I guess.....I'd have to close my eyes. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[MunchinMark]

There is only one kind of primate I would have sex with, and thats the naked ape. Although she doesn't have to be naked. I just couldn't get it on with Cheetah.

It'd be the female simians that got the best deal here. Human males have bigger dicks, last longer and are definitely more considerate lovers than our hairier (maybe not by much) chums.

Unless what really gets you off is being picked for lice.

 

[Guest]

Re: First off - THIS IS PRETEND!!!!!

 

[Ginny]

i wouldn't pass up watching a primate stroke his hot pink shiny cock....or watch his lil butt pump as he gets some 'rilla pussy....but..nah...(flashing to it again...just to make sure...seeing big gorilla hovering over me...about to thrust in).....nope....lil too erppy...


crap...now i'm flashing to bright red baboon butts...