<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[VoraciousValue]

VoraciousValue perished whilst locked in a three-month old purchased Tesla vehicle, which drove off a cliff, in its own accord.

Chokes to death trying to swallow the obscenely huge cock of the boldest Viking man in the village.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Tis a dark thread here

 

[Series 6]

Tis a dark thread here

Died due to a severe Vitamin D deficiency attributed to a lack of sunlight exposure

 

[VoraciousValue]

Gets shot randomly with a bow and arrow.

 

[jasonmason]

Gets shot randomly with a bow and arrow.

Trick cigar from Acme Products blowing up. Never accept a cigar from a Toon.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Up shit creek without the necessary flotation device.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Up shit creek without the necessary flotation device.

99yo, shot by a jealous husband.

 

[Mr_bogey]

99yo, shot by a jealous husband.

Tragic accident: banana got stuck while practicing deep throating

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

German gunboat wins.

 

[Sinstories]

German gunboat wins.

Assassinated by @Anastasia1999 and @MrsNaughtyCat after one to many Battle of the Sexes wins for the men

 

[bigtallman]

Ignored an erection lasting 4 or more hours.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Ignored an erection lasting 4 or more hours.

Walked into a ceiling fan

 

[bigtallman]

Walked into a ceiling fan

I can confirm that hurts.

Soap Poisoning.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I can confirm that hurts.

Soap Poisoning.

Walks into a tunnel that shows a clearance of 8-foot-8. He's actually nine feet tall!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Walks into a tunnel that shows a clearance of 8-foot-8. He's actually nine feet tall!

Smoked too many cigars and clogged up his lungs. It was a long and painful demise!

 

[mynameisben]

Smoked too many cigars and clogged up his lungs. It was a long and painful demise!

Is surprised to see my dick pick show up in her In Box and dies laughing.


Ben

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is surprised to see my dick pick show up in her In Box and dies laughing.


Ben

Stones broke his bones.

 

[Twistedkink]

Chock to death when he Inhaled while blowing up condom

 

[Anastasia1999]

Chock to death when he Inhaled while blowing up condom

Condom explodes, died of a heart attack at the shock.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Pricked her finger on a spinning wheel and there were no gallant princes left in Fairyland.

 

[mynameisben]

Pricked her finger on a spinning wheel and there were no gallant princes left in Fairyland.

[retracted]

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Killed by an angry Greek language professor for repeating the inaccurate modern pronunciation of the classical Ouranos.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Killed by an angry Greek language professor for repeating the inaccurate modern pronunciation of the classical Ouranos.

Killed getting hit with a Saturn VUE while trying to show off his juggling knives skill while riding a unicycle in the snow.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Swallowed his monocle.

 

[bigtallman]

Tripped over his shoelaces and fell over the railing in a dark observatory.