<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[_valkyrie_]

VoraciousValue met his demise in an unfortunate event involving laudanum and leeches.

 

[Taegul]

She had an unfortunate accident with Santa's sled 500 feet above ground level. If only air traffic control hadn't been distracted watching Spongebob...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She had an unfortunate accident with Santa's sled 500 feet above ground level. If only air traffic control hadn't been distracted watching Spongebob...

The serious police locked him up for good for telling too many jokes. Then they threw away the key.

 

[Chernosoth]

Deprived died of sexual malnutrition.

 

[n8Romantic]

Deprived died of sexual malnutrition.

Overdosed on cute kitten videos.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Overdosed on cute kitten videos.

Strangulation by chinstrap

 

[_valkyrie_]

kurrginatorX departed this earthly plane as a consequence of too much peyote consumption.

 

[VoraciousValue]

kurrginatorX departed this earthly plane as a consequence of too much peyote consumption.

Got seduced by a fair-haired Saxon and engaged in a night of steamy carnal lust. In her post-coital sleep, said Saxon sacrificed her to his pagan gods.

 

[_valkyrie_]

VoraciousValue's cause of death was a peculiar incident involving an axe and a plush bear.

 

[VoraciousValue]

VoraciousValue's cause of death was a peculiar incident involving an axe and a plush bear.

Will die from a previously unknown STD after sleeping with a member of an uncontacted tribe from the Amazon.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Autopsy report on VoraciousValue ruled both tertiary and quaternary blast injuries. Traces of helium were found in the lungs. In addition to the significant burn damage, wax and latex residues were present in a significant quantity of the body. All evidence concludes it was an unfortunate accident involving candles and a blow-up doll.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Autopsy report on VoraciousValue ruled both tertiary and quaternary blast injuries. Traces of helium were found in the lungs. In addition to the significant burn damage, wax and latex residues were present in a significant quantity of the body. All evidence concludes it was an unfortunate accident involving candles and a blow-up doll.

Will die of natural causes in her 90's. The real horror will be when they open up the body!

 

[lilmissdarling]

Will die of natural causes in her 90's. The real horror will be when they open up the body!

He's already dead. Legend says a hooker put cyanide in his pipe tobacco. He's haunting us from hell.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He's already dead. Legend says a hooker put cyanide in his pipe tobacco. He's haunting us from hell.

Will die of lead poisoning trying to kill her husband by putting lead in his coffee.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Will die of lead poisoning trying to kill her husband by putting lead in his coffee.

Falling into the parabolic dish of a radio telescope...

 

[lilmissdarling]

Falling into the parabolic dish of a radio telescope...

Combusts from all the "stuff" inside those heavy balls.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Combusts from all the "stuff" inside those heavy balls.

Gets a job at the zoo, and is immediately eaten by a polar bear.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Gets a job at the zoo, and is immediately eaten by a polar bear.

He just needed a hug.

Develops the "uncontrolable laughing disease." And chuckles self all the way to the grave.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Impact from a NEO (Near Earth Object).

 

[VoraciousValue]

Impact from a NEO (Near Earth Object).

Turned out those heavy balls were Stage 4 testicular cancer.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Turned out those heavy balls were Stage 4 testicular cancer.

Dies when his brother Harpo snaps and beats him to death with that damn harp!

 

[AZDryHeat]

Dies when his brother Harpo snaps and beats him to death with that damn harp!

He died when he thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He died when he thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

Dies of exposure when an unheard-of blizzard covers Phoenix in a foot of snow.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Dies of exposure when an unheard-of blizzard covers Phoenix in a foot of snow.

Died of a heart attack when shoveling snow in Phoenix looking for a frozen Roadrunner

 

[_valkyrie_]

VoraciousValue perished whilst locked in a three-month old purchased Tesla vehicle, which drove off a cliff, in its own accord.