<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[kurrginatorX]

We don't talk about it, but that room will have that odd smell until the whole building is burned down.

Freak recycling accident. Poor li'l feller never stood a chance.

 

[Jada59]

Freak recycling accident. Poor li'l feller never stood a chance.

Poison ink in his pen.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Poison ink in his pen.

Choking on a hairball

 

[Series 6]

Choking on a hairball

Electrocuted when trying to catch lightning in a bottle

 

[_valkyrie_]

Series 6 unintentionally stepped on a sparrow. Never took a moment's notice before a swarm of angry birds claimed their bounty for his trespass.

 

[thejabber27]

They went to visit their locale graveyard one night having a small party with friends, they go away to take care of some business and the Groundskeeper, who was drunk, mistook them for a zombie and decide that they should return back to the grave.

 

[_valkyrie_]

thejabber27's attempt to snatch a cyclops' monocle was utterly thwarted and he died in the process.

 

[Xerxes82]

On September 3, 2036, at precisely 7:47am GMT she will be struck in the head by a flying cinder block. That cinder block had been inadvertantly hurled into the air when a construction worker dove out of the way of a speeding truck, which had itself swerved to avoid striking a blind pedestrian.

It will of course shock no one when when that pedestrian is later identified as Svetlana Goldberg, the great great grandaughter of one Rube.

 

[_valkyrie_]

After an encounter of the fourth degree between his pinky toe and the lion-clawed foot of an armchair, Xerxes82 howled in agony. He sought every drawer and cabinet for a remedy to alleviate his suffering when suddenly — lo and behold — a bottle of pain thinner miraculously materialised in one of the shelves in the shed. In one swig, its contents were no more. Xerxes82's relief was short-lived. He had failed to see the missing T, coated by cobalt blue.

The paint thinner liquefied his insides immediately.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

After an encounter of the fourth degree between his pinky toe and the lion-clawed foot of an armchair, Xerxes82 howled in agony. He sought every drawer and cabinet for a remedy to alleviate his suffering when suddenly — lo and behold — a bottle of pain thinner miraculously materialised in one of the shelves in the shed. In one swig, its contents were no more. Xerxes82's relief was short-lived. He had failed to see the missing T, coated by cobalt blue.

The paint thinner liquefied his insides immediately.

A bizarre and very tragic hairspray incident.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Deprived_in_AZ's cause of death was a peculiar incident involving a halberd and a bar of soap.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Deprived_in_AZ's cause of death was a peculiar incident involving a halberd and a bar of soap.

It is with a saddened heart that we report _valkyrie_ passed away while fulfilling a long time desire, pleasuring herself while eating an egg McMuffin. Let it be known that she died a happy woman.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Lastingimpressions met their Creator on the account of pickle poisoning.

 

[kurrginatorX]

When her mother asked, "Would you jump off a cliff if your friends did?" Valkyrie did so Out of spite,

 

[_valkyrie_]

kurrginatorX died after ingesting an absurd amount of lox.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

kurrginatorX died after ingesting an absurd amount of lox.

Drowned in a vat of pistachio pudding.

RIP Val

 

[Sh75]

Drowned in a vat of pistachio pudding.

RIP Val

Choked to death on brioche bread pudding

 

[_valkyrie_]

Not being able to keep himself quiet and making quite a ruckus, Sh75 saw himself the victim of a most unfortunate domino bookshelf incident, perpetuated by none other than the local, unsuspecting, on-duty librarian at the municipal library.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Not being able to keep himself quiet and making quite a ruckus, Sh75 saw himself the victim of a most unfortunate domino bookshelf incident, perpetuated by none other than the local, unsuspecting, on-duty librarian at the municipal library.

Sword thru the heart, Ragnarok.

 

[Cyberbella]

Sword thru the heart, Ragnarok.

Stray bullet from a jealous lover...no princess to apply true love’s kiss to break the spell

 

[HeavyBalls]

Stray bullet from a jealous lover...no princess to apply true love’s kiss to break the spell

Orgasm exhaustion.

 

[_valkyrie_]

A really bad, untreated case of tapeworm was the cause of HeavyBalls's demise.

 

[TheOriginalSA]

Her tombstone reads: “Here lies _valkyrie_. She lived as she died; living life in the fast lane. But her unicycle wasn’t the best choice. “

In a bed, peacefully, surrounded by loved ones, being held, before her wings are finally exposed

 

[Jada59]

In a bed, peacefully, surrounded by loved ones, being held, before her wings are finally exposed

Walked into a portal.

 

[vidiman]

She wrapped herself up up as a surprise soft and fluffy present for someone.


Sadly she wrapped herself up TOO well!