<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[TTawhere]

He'll be goaded by Johnny Knoxville to perform some kind of Jackass dare that goes awry.

Story of my life...

He’s invited for dinner by the Firefly family. He’s the main course.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Story of my life...

He’s invited for dinner by the Firefly family. He’s the main course.

A terrible accident while deep frying the Christmas turkey.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She will contract a flesh-eating bacteria that somehow does not like lips.

 

[Series 6]

She will contract a flesh-eating bacteria that somehow does not like lips.

Got stuck in a chimney while trying to peep his neighbor Santa Claus style

 

[kurrginatorX]

Got stuck in a chimney while trying to peep his neighbor Santa Claus style

His bootleg Ghostbusters weapons will malfunction and blow him to smithereens.

 

[TTawhere]

His bootleg Ghostbusters weapons will malfunction and blow him to smithereens.

The alligator hiding under his car reached out for his leg. I think you can guess the rest.

 

[minthe]

The alligator hiding under his car reached out for his leg. I think you can guess the rest.

Eaten by a shiver of baby sharks... doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

 

[TTawhere]

Eaten by a shiver of baby sharks... doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Recoil from a bra strap failure.

 

[minthe]

Recoil from a bra strap failure.

Disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle.

 

[TTawhere]

Disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle.

Never heard it referred to as that before...

 

[minthe]

Never heard it referred to as that before...

My mind went the same place.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Eaten by a shiver of baby sharks... doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I should have thought of this already as much as my granddaughter loves it.

My mind went the same place.

Within the jungles of Jumanji riding Danny Glover (Double Entendre)

 

[minthe]

I should have thought of this already as much as my granddaughter loves it.



Within the jungles of Jumanji riding Danny Glover (Double Entendre)

I’d ride Danny Glover.

Carried away by the rats of the Pied Piper.

 

[Series 6]

I’d ride Danny Glover.

Carried away by the rats of the Pied Piper.

Was looking for the perfect bra and got locked in the changing room at Victoria's Secret

 

[kurrginatorX]

Was looking for the perfect bra and got locked in the changing room at Victoria's Secret

He hides under tables at VS, waiting so he can lock unsuspecting women in changing rooms, then it's back to his hidey-hole. He will be discovered, however, and what he believes is a fantasy come to life with women tying him up with lingerie will actually result in asphyxiation.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Fell into a limbo. A limbo dance pit. Limboed himself into oblivion.

 

[Series 6]

Fell into a limbo. A limbo dance pit. Limboed himself into oblivion.

Went to one of the Wuhan markets.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Went to one of the Wuhan markets.

Tried to perform a split. It ended horribly. Wearing all that gear as well. Bless his heart.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Tried to perform a split. It ended horribly. Wearing all that gear as well. Bless his heart.

She will become so enamored by the scent of her Black Caramel Cream candles that she will actually attempt to eat the piping hot wax.

 

[jasonmason]

She will become so enamored by the scent of her Black Caramel Cream candles that she will actually attempt to eat the piping hot wax.

Three words: Men In Black.

 

[kurrginatorX]

One word: Deliverance

 

[kurrginatorX]

He'll die alone and lonely on a forgotten thread.

 

[Jada59]

He'll die alone and lonely on a forgotten thread.

After being bitten by a murder hornet. That's right. Bitten! Not stung.

 

[kurrginatorX]

After being bitten by a murder hornet. That's right. Bitten! Not stung.

She'll die in a shoot-out when police discover she was John Wayne Gacey's lover who has been continuing his work.

 

[Ziggins]

We don't talk about it, but that room will have that odd smell until the whole building is burned down.