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Tries to smile and be with the same composure as is in her Av as against a raging Tsunami
 
Snorted dried ink triggering an embolism in his anterior olfactory bulb which suddenly burst causing snot to drip on an open circuit breaker located beneath his chair.
 
jumped off a moving tricycle careening through the toy department of a major retailer as it launched from the unseen escalator. Final thoughts were believed to be “Am I Thelma or Louise?”. sad
 
Gamine67 said:
jumped off a moving tricycle careening through the toy department of a major retailer as it launched from the unseen escalator. Final thoughts were believed to be “Am I Thelma or Louise?”. sad
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LOL

I said I was Thelma, she found out she was Louise....she ran off on the other tricycle...;)
 
LanguageOfLove said:
She was given a surprise party, and she was so surprised that she fainted....but her true love caught her (I'm not very good at this...lol)
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She was bringing the scotch to the table, her high heel caught on the edge of the carpet. Trying to correct her balance, her arms flung forward, the scotch splashing onto the table with lighted candles. She watched in horror as the tablecloth caught fire, the blaze spreading quickly to the curtains she had recently hung...
 
LanguageOfLove said:
She was given a surprise party, and she was so surprised that she fainted....but her true love caught her (I'm not very good at this...lol)
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*It's ok, I'm only saying good things about you, because....you are so good anyway*

At the moment of sheer bliss, her heart was full and beat no more.
 
BlackCaramelCreme said:
*It's ok, I'm only saying good things about you, because....you are so good anyway*

At the moment of sheer bliss, her heart was full and beat no more.
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She tried to revive LOL...but couldn't...because her heart was already revived by good vibes :)
Last one..lol
 
LanguageOfLove said:
She tried to revive LOL...but couldn't...because her heart was already revived by good vibes :)
Last one..lol
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Was granted to perform everything on her bucket list....upon finishing the last thing, she was ready to let go..🌟🌹🌹.
 
Deprived_in_AZ said:
Tries to assassinate Satan. Won’t end well.
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While pinned to a prickly pear cactus in a wash, a monsoon brewed up dumping fire hose quantities of water within minutes causing a biblical flood. Survived all then only to stung by a bee.
 
Gamine67 said:
While pinned to a prickly pear cactus in a wash, a monsoon brewed up dumping fire hose quantities of water within minutes causing a biblical flood. Survived all then only to stung by a bee.
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Perished on a remote island after escaping from Somali Pirates
 
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