<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[Hornblende]

Death by malnutrition...too many drive thrus to Chick-Fil-A, and Arbys...

Heat stroke from wearing too many layers of cashmere!

 

[mickyp123]

Heat stroke from wearing too many layers of cashmere!

Severe stroke complicated by strained right wrist

 

[Hornblende]

Severe stroke complicated by strained right wrist

Fire extinguisher

 

[BlackCashmere]

Fire extinguisher

From pure exhaustion...we KNOW he and the Mrs. Never sleep

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

sweetness overload

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

sweetness overload

In the stampede of her suitors fighting over her on her first trip to England.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

In the stampede of her suitors fighting over her on her first trip to England.

Filled with bliss mixed with Arizona heat

 

[Siren_Smiles]

Filled with bliss mixed with Arizona heat

An allergic reaction to creme.

 

[angelofthenorth]

An allergic reaction to creme.

drowns on dry land

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

drowns on dry land

Her wings freeze during a cold snap.

 

[snexxer]

Her wings freeze during a cold snap.

Joins OUJ's sex cult and dies happy

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Joins OUJ's sex cult and dies happy

^I could live with that. Ha.

Makes himself so dizzy with all his name changes that he falls off his perch and gets eaten by lions, or tigers, or bears. Oh my.

 

[kimbalee]

Colonel Mustard, in the Billiard Room, with the Candlestick.

 

[mnbreastluver]

From having too much chilli

 

[Pantyboy74]

^I could live with that. Ha.

Makes himself so dizzy with all his name changes that he falls off his perch and gets eaten by lions, or tigers, or bears. Oh my.

Oh hahaha.
Wait who am I???

From having too much chilli

Suffocated by Norma Stitz

 

[Sexybritches69]

Oh hahaha.
Wait who am I???



Suffocated by Norma Stitz

Smothered by his teddy bear

 

[Pantyboy74]

Smothered by his teddy bear

Drowned by a massive load of...........

 

[Misshotndeep]

Drowned by a massive load of...........

Strangled by a pair of fishnet pantyhose he was wearing.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Strangled by a pair of fishnet pantyhose he was wearing.

The cold pool at the sauna was too cold. Heart gave out.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

The cold pool at the sauna was too cold. Heart gave out.

Gave out of gas in the desert. Got burned up by the sun, suffered a heat stroke.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Asphyxiation due to a guitar plectrum ingestion.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Asphyxiation due to a guitar plectrum ingestion.

Tripped during the dance, fell into the river and sadly got swept away.

 

[OldUncleJack]

Tripped during the dance, fell into the river and sadly got swept away.

Death by scorpion stings!

 

[DarkSimian]

Death by scorpion stings!

Killed in a bizarre flogging accident

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Killed in a bizarre flogging accident

In a heroic act of bravery, he sacrifices his life to protect us all from the Lit Villian (yet to be named). RIP Beastie