<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[Sexybritches69]

Kraken snack.

Parasailing accident

 

[_valkyrie_]

Playing hopscotch in a minefield.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Playing hopscotch in a minefield.

Trying to develop a line of Halloween costumes for hippos and other wild animals.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Got stabbed by a platypus.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Got stabbed by a platypus.

Choked by a chihuahua

 

[_valkyrie_]

Drowned in dough.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Drowned in dough.

Exited an airplane mid-flight

 

[_valkyrie_]

Kicked a live horse, the horse kicked back.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Kicked a live horse, the horse kicked back.

She’s reeeeaaallly bad at archery.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Offered to be a volunteer in a William Tell live action performance. After a straw draw, she got the apple. To her misfortune, someone with reeeeaaallly bad archery skills got the bow.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Offered to be a volunteer in a William Tell live action performance. After a straw draw, she got the apple. To her misfortune, someone with reeeeaaallly bad archery skills got the bow.

Hahaha ok ok...she who runs away lives to play another day . Have a good night

 

[_valkyrie_]

Death method acting. So spot on. Oh, wait. That's not an act.

(A good night to thee and best regards.)

 

[Gamine67]

Found that “Learn While You Earn” is not a career enhancing move for a wild mushroom taster.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Found that “Learn While You Earn” is not a career enhancing move for a wild mushroom taster.

got washed away when the tide came in

 

[Gamine67]

got washed away when the tide came in

Marketing License Expired

 

[_valkyrie_]

A manatee committee, whose president has a goatee, whacked her repeatedly with a settee.

 

[Sexybritches69]

A manatee committee, whose president has a goatee, whacked her repeatedly with a settee.

Decided to try the flying trapeze. She should have used the net.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Broke her C5 sliding down a stairwell, on a tortoise shell.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Broke her C5 sliding down a stairwell, on a tortoise shell.

Jet pack malfunction

 

[_valkyrie_]

Found the meaning of Life. It blew her mind. Literally.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Found the meaning of Life. It blew her mind. Literally.

Failed at tornado chasing

 

[cowslinger64]

Failed at tornado chasing

Falls off stripper pole.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Failed at tornado chasing

She was having a go at homemade pink glitter bombs. Too much sulphur into the mix. Enough said.

Falls off stripper pole.

Didn't do it to prove a point. Now is pushing daisies.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Falls off stripper pole.

Cotton thong+sauna=

 

[Sexybritches69]

She was having a go at homemade pink glitter bombs. Too much sulphur into the mix. Enough said.

Got caught in a Walmart stampede on Black Friday.