Postcards from Carson

[carsonshepherd]

Now I'm involved ina story and don't even really want to go. But my mom would have my head if I backed out now.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Now I'm involved ina story and don't even really want to go. But my mom would have my head if I backed out now.

I'd be more scared of Scarlett and her Cheez Whiz than mom. And don't forget about Granny...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'd be more scared of Scarlett and her Cheez Whiz than mom. And don't forget about Granny...

Yes, be very afraid. I bet he hasn't even left yet, he's probably wandering around at Target or something.
It's ok, more gay porn and fondue for me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, be very afraid. I bet he hasn't even left yet, he's probably wandering around at Target or something.
It's ok, more gay porn and fondue for me.

Whore

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Whore

Oops, busted.
I knew you were still goofing off.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Originally Posted by Wildcard Ky
Be careful drinking too much. You might wake up naked in the front yard or some crazy shit like that.

Be careful of drinking too much, or you might wake up in bed with a woman!!!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Be careful of drinking too much, or you might wake up in bed with a woman!!!

I don't get that lucky.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I don't get that lucky.

I'm not surprised. It might piss Vella off.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I'm not surprised. It might piss Vella off.

LOL. That's all I need. Get drunk, get lucky and wake up with some beautiful woman only to have Vella come stormin' in and lay some serious whoop ass on me.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Be careful of drinking too much, or you might wake up in bed with a woman!!!

It's alright, the woman would just be me and we all know how harmless I am, right?

 

[Guest]

LOL. That's all I need. Get drunk, get lucky and wake up with some beautiful woman only to have Vella come stormin' in and lay some serious whoop ass on me.

am i really that scary?
cool

OMS, has carson pinched your ass for me yet?
if so, please tell him he must pinch you again for lucky.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

am i really that scary?
cool

OMS, has carson pinched your ass for me yet?
if so, please tell him he must pinch you again for lucky.

I haven't seen him in person yet, he just rolled into town and is on the way to do family stuff, which is good since my house is still a mess.
In the meantime, I'll pinch my own ass for you.

 

[Guest]

I haven't seen him in person yet, he just rolled into town and is on the way to do family stuff, which is good since my house is still a mess.
In the meantime, I'll pinch my own ass for you.

youre so good to me!
and...
another for lucky?

so, since carson isnt expecting it... atleast five from me...ten from lucky...think you can get that many in?

 

[Rhys]

PS quit talking about me, ya whores!

But its fun, and you aren't here so you won't be reading this, twat.

Have a safe trip, mate.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

am i really that scary?
cool

Weren't you the self proclaimed meanie of the forum at one time? I don't need more mean women coming after me, that's what my wife is for.

 

[carsonshepherd]

But its fun, and you aren't here so you won't be reading this, twat.

Have a safe trip, mate.

Yes, I will...

and yes I did.

 

[yui]

a postcard for Scarlett and Carson

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/805074/BP27.THUMBcopy.jpg

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's alright, the woman would just be me and we all know how harmless I am, right?

I've woken up in bed with you before (in a completely platonic way) and lived to tell the tale.

night all

 

[Guest]

Weren't you the self proclaimed meanie of the forum at one time? I don't need more mean women coming after me, that's what my wife is for.

yes, you do have a point, however, im a meaniehead in the most platonic and nice way.
but yes, i would have to kill you if you got lucky. sorry, im just a bit jealous like that. how could i allow you to keep your penis if that happened? totally rhetorical question, that.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dear vella ~

ass pinching accomplished. Can't promise any spanking though...

I am babysitting! *scream* Why can't people just have dogs instead?

 

[Guest]

Dear vella ~

ass pinching accomplished. Can't promise any spanking though...

I am babysitting! *scream* Why can't people just have dogs instead?

i love knowing your tolerance levels. *smirk*
very happy re: ass pinching. it warms the cockles of my heart.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Dear vella ~

ass pinching accomplished. Can't promise any spanking though...

I am babysitting! *scream* Why can't people just have dogs instead?

And you're on the computer???!!! Don't you know how much damage a four-year-old can do when left unattended for three seconds? Scarlett will kill you if you let him destroy the house. And you thought Eli was bad...

 

[carsonshepherd]

And you're on the computer???!!! Don't you know how much damage a four-year-old can do when left unattended for three seconds? Scarlett will kill you if you let him destroy the house. And you thought Eli was bad...

Don't worry. He was sitting next to me the whole time, hooking bungee cords between all the furniture.

Later

 

[ElizabethWest]

Don't worry. He was sitting next to me the whole time, hooking bungee cords between all the furniture.

Later

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I came home from the store and all my furniture has been bunjee corded together! Lol.
Carson did a good job babysitting, everyone lived and I got a cool Bob Ross t-shirt. Happy trees, Happy trees!