Postcards from Carson

[ElizabethWest]

Not that we haven't been man-hunting together.

I have a gay friend I've been on the hunt with. I have to rely on his gaydar to tell me who has the better chance...

 

[BlackShanglan]

I will be making sure you don't have any Cheez Whiz before I do any drunken passing out.

One of the most unsettling things I've seen was a Robert-Smith-haired lad at a party drinking creme de menthe straight from the bottle and spraying spray-cheez on his fingers and licking it off.

I was, of course, stunned when he was later violently ill.

Not that we haven't been man-hunting together.

Men have all the fun. Why must the horses always be left out of the dating arrangements?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I have a gay friend I've been on the hunt with. I have to rely on his gaydar to tell me who has the better chance...

One of the great things about going out manhunting with a gay male friend is that in case you two fall for the same gay, and he prefers your friend, then atleast you're comforted by the fact that you lost because you weren't manly enough.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Men have all the fun. Why must the horses always be left out of the dating arrangements?

Earlier I saw some show on Australian horse breeding and I thought "this is like porn for Shanglan,"
p.s. you're not left out, we have to have some form of transportation.

 

[ElizabethWest]

we have to have some form of transportation.

I've heard he used to ride bareback...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I've heard he used to ride bareback...

lmao! oh, but you know I would never officially condone that sort of unsafe behavior

 

[ElizabethWest]

lmao! oh, but you know I would never officially condone that sort of unsafe behavior

That was before they sold his horses...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Speaking of bareback, I'm a little confused - would that be gay male version of missionary or doggy style?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Speaking of bareback, I'm a little confused - would that be gay male version of missionary or doggy style?

Speaking of confusion, in that post I actually meant the four-legged kind of horse...He is a farm boy after all...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Speaking of bareback, I'm a little confused - would that be gay male version of missionary or doggy style?

No, that is doggie style. Bareback in that sense means sex without a condom. (Bad, bad, bad unless in monogamous relationship etc.)

 

[carsonshepherd]

PS quit talking about me, ya whores!

 

[ElizabethWest]

PS quit talking about me, ya whores!

Were your ears burning?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, that is doggie style. Bareback in that sense means sex without a condom. (Bad, bad, bad unless in monogamous relationship etc.)

Waaaait... one more time, for the blonde: unsafe sex in the missionary position is called bareback, but unsafe sex in doggy style is doggy style? Then what's safe sex in missionary position?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Earlier I saw some show on Australian horse breeding and I thought "this is like porn for Shanglan,"
p.s. you're not left out, we have to have some form of transportation.

Just when she raises my hopes with talk of porn, she dashes them to pieces.

Would you at least ride naked?

 

[BlackShanglan]

PS quit talking about me, ya whores!

I wasn't talking about you. The phrase "hot little ho-boy" has many possible applications.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Waaaait... one more time, for the blonde: unsafe sex in the missionary position is called bareback, but unsafe sex in doggy style is doggy style? Then what's safe sex in missionary position?

Any unsafe sex in any position is called bareback, or bare, or whatever.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thank you! Now I've got it.









Would the same thing apply for hetero- or lesbian sex?

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Wouldn't that make him the ideal husband? You could go out man-hunting together!

I don't care who you are, that's funny :

 

[carsonshepherd]

Thank you! Now I've got it.









Would the same thing apply for hetero- or lesbian sex?

For hetero, yes.... for lesbian, ask one of them, as my information is incomplete.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Just when she raises my hopes with talk of porn, she dashes them to pieces.

Would you at least ride naked?

Of course, with my long flowing mane of blonde hair...
oh, and sorry, you know I'm just teasing you.

PS quit talking about me, ya whores!

look who's talking, you big man ho.

 

[ElizabethWest]

look who's talking, you big man ho.

When ya'll have an early birthday celebration, drink one for me. Mine is right in between the two of you.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

When ya'll have an early birthday celebration, drink one for me. Mine is right in between the two of you.

Okay, but just one. I'm a lousy drinker these days.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Okay, but just one. I'm a lousy drinker these days.

One is all I ask.

 

[carsonshepherd]

One is all I ask.

Don't worry. I've got you both covered.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Don't worry. I've got you both covered.

Yeah, I figured as much.