Postcards from Carson

carsonshepherd said:
Don't worry. I've got you both covered.

Be careful drinking too much. You might wake up naked in the front yard or some crazy shit like that.
 
Wildcard Ky said:
Be careful drinking too much. You might wake up naked in the front yard or some crazy shit like that.
Careful, you might wake up and not be able to find your car. ;)
or even worse, you might wake up with one of those flashing traffic dohickeys in your living room.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Careful, you might wake up and not be able to find your car. ;)
or even worse, you might wake up with one of those flashing traffic dohickeys in your living room.

I woke up damn near in Dallas once. The only problem was that I was supposed to be in Wichita Falls. That was a long night.
 
Wildcard Ky said:
Be careful drinking too much. You might wake up naked in the front yard or some crazy shit like that.
Seems like I mighta heard someting about that. :rolleyes:

Wildcard Ky said:
I woke up damn near in Dallas once. The only problem was that I was supposed to be in Wichita Falls. That was a long night.
And that...
 
carsonshepherd said:
Yes, yes he does.

And Scarlett - if you had not taken my car, I would've found it just fine.
oops, my bad.
you gave it to me, you just don't remember. ;)
was that the night you were making out with that guy with the fake English accent?
 
OhMissScarlett said:
oops, my bad.
you gave it to me, you just don't remember. ;)
was that the night you were making out with that guy with the fake English accent?
Is that where he got his thing for accents? :rolleyes:
 
carsonshepherd said:
Shoot me a link. Me bored.
Oh my fucking god! Your Matt Phillipe av just made me swoon

oddly enough, it was Matt I was looking at. swoonalicious :heart:
 
My worst on drinking was redecorating Kennington Tube Station. That, or slow-cooking my shoulder. (Note to Americans: in England, towel racks are heated).

My housemate once got drunk and went to sleep in my bed, and on being woken and told that this was my room, responded "No it's not!" If I wasn't such a gentlehorse I would have taken that as a gift from above, as I rather fancied my housemate, but naturally I only helped the affected individual to the appropriate room.

Oh yes. And when at university, I had a roommate come home drunk and go to bed, then wake up, get lost on the way to the bathroom, stumble into a corner and piss on my biology book before passing out in the middle of the floor. That was quiet a performance.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
I'll keep that assessment in mind if you ever pass out in reach of me ;)

Shanglan
You'll want to keep Cheese Whiz on hand, also.
 
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