Black_Bird
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With me, of course...
... Dilly wasn't available this evening.
... Dilly wasn't available this evening.
Post here to win a chance to have wild phonesex!!!
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RudeNastyAssBitch
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Posting!
I'm All Better Since Last Time
All I Have Ta Do Is Post? Anything!? Or Do I Have Ta Be Intelligent R Type Of Boring Ass Drivel!?
I Could Pull Off The Intelligence, But As Far As Boring Ass Drivel....Ahh Hell I Could Do That Too! LOL
I'm All Better Since Last Time
All I Have Ta Do Is Post? Anything!? Or Do I Have Ta Be Intelligent R Type Of Boring Ass Drivel!?
I Could Pull Off The Intelligence, But As Far As Boring Ass Drivel....Ahh Hell I Could Do That Too! LOL
freakygirl
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do I get instructions first? I'm a phone sex virgin.
Black_Bird
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freakygurl said:
Oh you are not! Remember?
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Damn, was that someone else's virginity I took? I can't remember.
Black_Bird
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Re: Posting!
Um. I don't no... You do have to be serious, or at least serious about having phone sex.
OH! and you have to be willing to give a complete stranger your phonenumber so he can call you up and talk dirty to you! I almost forgot that part...
RudeNastyAssBitch said:I'm All Better Since Last Time
All I Have Ta Do Is Post? Anything!? Or Do I Have Ta Be Intelligent R Type Of Boring Ass Drivel!?
I Could Pull Off The Intelligence, But As Far As Boring Ass Drivel....Ahh Hell I Could Do That Too! LOL
Um. I don't no... You do have to be serious, or at least serious about having phone sex.
OH! and you have to be willing to give a complete stranger your phonenumber so he can call you up and talk dirty to you! I almost forgot that part...
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ub6ibfine said:
Dude, you want phonesex? Well, normally I'm not into that whole guy on guy thing, but I can make an exception...
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Black_Bird said:
We talked.. but we didn't have phone sex.
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Black_Bird said:
Can I listen?
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freakygurl said:We talked.. but we didn't have phone sex.
No! There was that time, remember?
Holy shit - was that a dream? I mean, the whole thing with walruses dancing in the streets and battling with the US army seemed kind of unrealistic, but I was sure the phonesex actually happened!
Is it more apparent this time that this is suppose to be funny?
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Silverlily said:
Certianly.
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Black_Bird said:No! There was that time, remember?
Holy shit - was that a dream? I mean, the whole thing with walruses dancing in the streets and battling with the US army seemed kind of unrealistic, but I was sure the phonesex actually happened!
Is it more apparent this time that this is suppose to be funny?
no really.. we just talked
I have a wholesome image to uphold here.. and you spreading vicious rumors isn't helping. my lame attempt at being funny
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freakygurl said:no really.. we just talked
my lame attempt at being funny
Oh. Well I'm sorry; I didn't want anybody to get a false impression of you.
Since you *haven't* had phonesex and your so innocent and wholesome and all that, I thought that maybe you'd like to have phonesex anyway... I mean, I would have phonesex with myself and all but, it just isn't the same...
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I think these new cell phones that snap and can send pictures will revolutionize phone sex.......
.....K.S......
.....K.S......
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ub6ibfine said:
Aw... but I'm so lonely and desperate.
*sniffle*
I'll try to sound like a woman if you'd like me too!
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ub6ibfine said:
Ladies! Come on and help me out!!! Tell him how hot you all find guy on guy action! I mean, man, it's a great way to get chicks. You know, just go out with one of your guy friends and act all gay... pinching eachother's asses and licking eachother's ears, maybe even kissing, and girls will be falling all over eachother just to meet you! BELIEVE ME, IT WORKS!!!
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vixenshe said:*post*
Though I'm busy tonight... raincheck?
Sure thing! Redeemable at any Black_Bird Depot.
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sheesh... I feel so cheated now
*edited to add the since I forgot sarcasm isnt noted so well in writing (I'm sorry babe... I didnt mean it like that)
*edited to add the
since I forgot sarcasm isnt noted so well in writing (I'm sorry babe... I didnt mean it like that)
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