Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[PapaRomantic]

Could get lost even with a map.

Hates the color red - wishes apples were blue instead.

 

[Polranny]

He's just a light switch

 

[DDBustyBrit]

He's just a light switch

He’s a little prickly under pressure

 

[prdigy666]

He’s a little prickly under pressure

Not British... Actually Irish

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

He's just a light switch

Wishes he were a butterfly.

 

[HBergeron]

Wishes he were a butterfly.

Named after the bird, not the city.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Named after the bird, not the city.

*true story*

Sells tabloids doctored photos of UFOs.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Once threw a milk saucer at a ufologist.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Once threw a milk saucer at a ufologist.

Hates aliens because of the unfortunate incident at the club.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Hates aliens because of the unfortunate incident at the club.

Only mentions probing around polite company.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Only mentions probing around polite company.

Was turned down for an alien probe.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Was turned down for an alien probe.

Processed my discharge paper work, gave me a tissue for my tears.

 

[Polranny]

Used to be a dalek but hated the uniform

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Used to be a dalek but hated the uniform

Sales his scales as Chinese medicine to make a living.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Used to be a dalek but hated the uniform

Would love to stay and chat but has this dragon fire thing he has to do.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Would love to stay and chat but has this dragon fire thing he has to do.

Is threatened by other fire type creatures.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is threatened by other fire type creatures.

Has a thing for Dr. G, Medical Examiner.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has a thing for Dr. G, Medical Examiner.

Wouldn't dare admit to liking the last person she quoted

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Wouldn't dare admit to liking the last person she quoted

Clearly has not watched the case of the pulmonary embolism episode.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Clearly has not watched the case of the pulmonary embolism episode.

Once watched a marathon of new age holistic medicine techniques.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Once watched a marathon of new age holistic medicine techniques.

Thinks there's very little that off-brand Palmolive can't cure.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thinks there's very little that off-brand Palmolive can't cure.

Believe that castor oil is a ingredient in magic potions.

 

[Jada59]

Thinks he is Dave Grohl.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Passionately campaigns for equality for all of God's little creatures, except spiders. And snakes. And small-handed raccoons.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thinks he is Dave Grohl.

Overestimates my comedy skills.