Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Gamine67]

Accosts strangers in elevators with ribald knock-knock jokes

 

[rlaflamme]

Accosts strangers in elevators with ribald knock-knock jokes

At meetings if someone says something she disagrees with she blows raspberries at them.

 

[Gamine67]

Too many pointed questions got him fired from a ballon factory.

 

[rlaflamme]

Too many pointed questions got him fired from a ballon factory.

Wears super short skirts so she can distract people when proposing new rules.

 

[Gamine67]

Can’t keep the first two rules of Fight Game straight.

 

[rlaflamme]

Can’t keep the first two rules of Fight Game straight.

Catches mice so she can release them next to the elephants at the circus.

 

[Gamine67]

Hosts a website featuring GIF’s of concrete drying.

 

[rlaflamme]

Hosts a website featuring GIF’s of concrete drying.

Her basement is a dungeon for those that disagree with her.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Her basement is a dungeon for those that disagree with her.

(Isn't everyone's?)

He has no idea who Mel Blanc was.

 

[rlaflamme]

(Isn't everyone's?)

He has no idea who Mel Blanc was.

Burns her yard every week to avoid ants getting in the grass

 

[Gamine67]

Burns her yard every week to avoid ants getting in the grass

Thinks ‘I’ll biggie size that’ is a Chakra.

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks ‘I’ll biggie size that’ is a Chakra.

Has wings painted on your helmet because that will make her drive faster.

 

[Gamine67]

Sulks if the peas touch the mashed potatoes

 

[rlaflamme]

Sulks if the peas touch the mashed potatoes

That is true

Has a rubber band gun in her drawer and fires it at people when they leave the office.

 

[Gamine67]

That is true

Has a rubber band gun in her drawer and fires it at people when they leave the office.

Confuses polynumerials with Gaussian curvatures. (As if that’s possible)

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Doesn't know what Gaussian curvatures are, I know I don't XD

 

[Gamine67]

Doesn't know what Gaussian curvatures are, I know I don't XD

Dances the meringue in the shower

 

[rlaflamme]

Dances the meringue in the shower

Prefers to be pulled in wagon behind a bike than ride one on her own.

 

[saintcero]

Dances the meringue in the shower

Yearns for a lover with a pencil thin moustache

 

[rlaflamme]

Yearns for a lover with a pencil thin moustache

Tries to convince people it is still 1950

 

[Ask For More]

Is not actually named Marvin.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

His heart is in shambles

 

[ydahecnot]

Sticks to missionary

 

[Ask For More]

His heart is in shambles

Well played!

Is really a virgin who thinks that sausages and oysters are innocent food items.

 

[ydahecnot]

Uses a voice double