Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Jada59]

all that caramel and cream has forced her to go on a diet .

Likes to fill his swimming pool with iced tea and lemon slices and go swimming.

 

[gentold]

Likes to fill his swimming pool with iced tea and lemon slices and go swimming.

turned on my lemon rind touching her petals

 

[Jada59]

turned on my lemon rind touching her petals

Pickles his lemons when he is done with them.

 

[gentold]

Pickles his lemons when he is done with them.

uses lemons as ben wa balls

 

[Jada59]

uses lemons as ben wa balls

Soon that will not be a baseless lie!

Likes to tie his shoelaces together and do the bunny hop.

 

[gentold]

Soon that will not be a baseless lie!

Likes to tie his shoelaces together and do the bunny hop.

loves being suckled like a rabbit

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

loves being suckled like a rabbit

Uses the axe on his shoulder to sharpen pencils.

 

[gentold]

Uses the axe on his shoulder to sharpen pencils.

i do

her new av was designed in Italy

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

i do

her new av was designed in Italy

He's a lumberjack that only cuts down small bushes.

 

[gentold]

He's a lumberjack that only cuts down small bushes.

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[Deleted member 3041612]

Needs some H2O. Got a little choked up...

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sings like a song bird in summer.

 

[gentold]

Sings like a song bird in summer.

prefers men ogle his butt cleavage

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

prefers men ogle his butt cleavage

Says the lumberjack without the suspenders to hold up his pants...

 

[gentold]

Says the lumberjack without the suspenders to hold up his pants...

the cape they use has solar chargers that helps them fly

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

the cape they use has solar chargers that helps them fly

Sneezes and wood chips flows out the other end.

 

[gentold]

Sneezes and wood chips flows out the other end.

I do sneeze a lot


sells anti allergy spray by the gallon

 

[rlaflamme]

I do sneeze a lot


sells anti allergy spray by the gallon

Is afraid of any sharp object.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I do sneeze a lot


sells anti allergy spray by the gallon

Collects cats to play with a laser pointer with them.

 

[ashik09]

Collects cats to play with a laser pointer with them.

Has a nougat filling, not creme.

 

[gentold]

Collects cats to play with a laser pointer with them.

plants flowers to commemorate fights she had with girls when in school

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a nougat filling, not creme.

Really has purple and lavender long flowing hair...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

plants flowers to commemorate fights she had with girls when in school

Tries to skip with his shoestrings tied together for the challenge.

 

[rlaflamme]

Tries to skip with his shoestrings tied together for the challenge.

Only uses black frosting on cakes.

 

[ashik09]

Only uses black frosting on cakes.

Uses the explosive space modulator for ... purposes ... when Bugs Bunny isn't around.