Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Deleted member 3041612]

He always takes a fishing pole and tacklebox with him when dining at Long John Silver's in order to "fit in" better.

Smiling because he climbed over that big mountainous hill to roll down the hill in a barrel.

 

[ElectraRex]

Isn't just afraid of the dark; even dim light is too scary

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Isn't just afraid of the dark; even dim light is too scary

Chants this while in the Playground:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you but I'd have to charge

 

[ElectraRex]

Chants this while in the Playground:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you but I'd have to charge

It's supposed to be a baseless lie, not how I spend my weekends

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

It's supposed to be a baseless lie, not how I spend my weekends

Posts instructional videos about how to make your butt clap before Sunday School classes.

 

[Taegul]

She's experimented with connecting remotely controlled electrical impulse devices to frogs in hopes of playing real life Frogger at Nascar races. Kermit the Frog has gone on record as saying this is further evidence that it is definitely not easy being green.

 

[JerseyJade]

She's experimented with connecting remotely controlled electrical impulse devices to frogs in hopes of playing real life Frogger at Nascar races. Kermit the Frog has gone on record as saying this is further evidence that it is definitely not easy being green.

He has one room in his house that he uses just to store all of his hats, which look exactly like the one he's wearing in his avatar.

 

[Taegul]

He has one room in his house that he uses just to store all of his hats, which look exactly like the one he's wearing in his avatar.

She eats up to 3 cartons of Rainbow Sherbet ice cream a day, but she only digs out and eats the green, throwing away the raspberry and orange.

 

[numeniusa]

She eats up to 3 cartons of Rainbow Sherbet ice cream a day, but she only digs out and eats the green, throwing away the raspberry and orange.

Keeps a screwdriver in his pocket at all times. Just in case.

 

[rlaflamme]

Keeps a screwdriver in his pocket at all times. Just in case.

Puts hot sauce on her popcorn.

 

[ydahecnot]

Being vaporized doesn’t really make him angry

 

[rlaflamme]

Being vaporized doesn’t really make him angry

Absolutely hates clipart.

 

[Taegul]

It's taken him 16 years of bartending school but he can finally make a diet water on the rocks.

 

[angelofthenorth]

his lace making is exquisite

 

[Karabare]

She's very goth

 

[rlaflamme]

She's very goth

Makes her own cough syrup with slugs.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Makes her own cough syrup with slugs.

Is triskaidekaphobic.

 

[Series 6]

Is triskaidekaphobic.

Has a coupon clipping addiction

 

[Beardpositive77]

Has a coupon clipping addiction

Is partial to morning glories and kudzu.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Is partial to morning glories and kudzu.

Appeared as an extra in 300.

 

[Taegul]

Pours gravy on his cereal every morning instead of milk.

 

[JerseyJade]

Pours gravy on his cereal every morning instead of milk.

He's so allergic to hats that his head itches whenever he wears it. That's not a smile you see, it's his "my head itches so bad" look.

 

[Taegul]

He's so allergic to hats that his head itches whenever he wears it. That's not a smile you see, it's his "my head itches so bad" look.

She goes to sexaholic meetings just to hit on the guys.

 

[Jada59]

She goes to sexaholic meetings just to hit on the guys.

He's the most unhappy person on the face of the earth.

 

[HBergeron]

He's the most unhappy person on the face of the earth.

She's allergic to catnip