Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Series 6]

Where did you all run off to, I can't write lies about myself....or I can

Wore a collar just for Apple

Does write lies about himself for kicks

 

[neakman]

Does write lies about himself for kicks

was once voted most likely to creak.

 

[rlaflamme]

was once voted most likely to creak.

Puts ladders up, and when he climbs them yells out claiming he is Spider-Man.

 

[Jada59]

Puts ladders up, and when he climbs them yells out claiming he is Spider-Man.

Goes oyster diving on weekends, hoping to find pearls.

 

[neakman]

Goes oyster diving on weekends, hoping to find pearls.

asks for pearl necklaces once a week.

 

[Jada59]

asks for pearl necklaces once a week.

Likes to cover himself with body paint and dance in the moonlight.

 

[neakman]

Likes to cover himself with body paint and dance in the moonlight.

often strolls in the moonlight completely naked.

 

[Moochienanu]

often strolls in the moonlight completely naked.

Only eats the brown M&Ms because they are “more natural” than the other colors.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Only eats the brown M&Ms because they are “more natural” than the other colors.

Being in panties, she always feels her legs are cold...

 

[Jada59]

Being in panties, she always feels her legs are cold...

Has been trying to get out of that water spray for 7 years now.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has been trying to get out of that water spray for 7 years now.

Never says the work now, always says, "Meow" instead

 

[JJonah]

Used to play semipro hockey in the Quebec Nordiques organization, but an unfortunate soldering accident ended his career.

 

[JerseyJade]

Used to play semipro hockey in the Quebec Nordiques organization, but an unfortunate soldering accident ended his career.

He's afraid to go in the water.

 

[hotcpu]

Continue's to keep buying every shade of lipstick

 

[Taegul]

He goes to the golf course six times a week just to use the ball washer.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

He goes to the golf course six times a week just to use the ball washer.

Knows a thing or two about ball washers.

 

[rlaflamme]

Knows a thing or two about ball washers.

Uses thongs as sling shots.

 

[Jada59]

Uses thongs as sling shots.

Was once a backup dancer for Justin Timberlake.

 

[rlaflamme]

Was once a backup dancer for Justin Timberlake.

Brought pennies to a "gentleman's" club

 

[just4friends]

Actually full grown Cat Woman

 

[Jada59]

Actually full grown Cat Woman

Is actually going crazy right now in my party thread.

*Note shameless plug for own thread*

 

[rlaflamme]

Is actually going crazy right now in my party thread.

*Note shameless plug for own thread*

*noted *

climbs trees and chases squirrels.

 

[Jada59]

*noted *

climbs trees and chases squirrels.

Loves to bit the ears off of chocolate rabbits.

 

[rlaflamme]

Loves to bit the ears off of chocolate rabbits.

pulls Gummi bears apart before eating them and grows as she does it

 

[Erotically_Yours]

pulls Gummi bears apart before eating them and grows as she does it

Has sadistic thoughts involving gummi bears.