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Can do everything Fred Astaire did. In heels. Backwards. On the ceiling.
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Can do everything Fred Astaire did. In heels. Backwards. On the ceiling.
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Looks better in my heels than I do. And can he strut too...
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Straight vanilla is really their favorite.
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Xerxes82
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Carrying her undies because she pissed in them.
Knows the secret knock at all the world's hottest raves.
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Works a hula hoop while delivering things.
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Knows the secrets in all ice cream recipes
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Actually he's sucking in for all dear life on that picture. He's shaped more like Buddha in real life.
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When kids come to her house for trick or treat, she doesn't give them candy, she takes theirs
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When kids come to her house for trick or treat, she doesn't give them candy, she takes theirs
Her lips are permanently that beautiful
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Her lips are permanently that beautiful
Hey Superman, that's what you wear under your suit?
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Hey Beautiful Damsel, come over and find out! You won't need rescuing!
You don't need to bring dessert! 
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Hey Beautiful Damsel, come over and find out! You won't need rescuing!
Lol...you know me so well...lol
Says things like this to all the bucktoothed grilled girls claiming they need love too.
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They just turned to ashes and their heat had nothing to do with a marvel apocalypse
Sooo yummy! Who cares about the calories! Gobble her up!
Sooo yummy! Who cares about the calories! Gobble her up!
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Superman doesn't discriminate wanting to help people. I just am willing to help in anyway possible
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Hi there
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Superman doesn't discriminate wanting to help people. I just am willing to help in anyway possible
Awwwwww....you're sweet...
His OCD dictates he takes a shower after 5 minutes of sweating.
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Goes around with ice cream trying to temp guys into her bedroom ..
That's actually a shirt he's wearing, it just has a picture of a chest printed on it.
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She really just finished eating a lemon thus the pucker
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Goes around with ice cream trying to temp guys into her bedroom ..
Trying out for the lifeguard of the year award.
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Knows the difference between ice cream and ice milk
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Doesn't know the difference and doesn't care.
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As long as it has milk she's good
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Knows that it's not the CPU that can explode in a computer if it gets too hot, but a... a ... I don't know - I work at an IT company, but most of what they tell me is nerd-gibberish.
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