Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Bellissa]

The 'H' in his user name stands for Humperdinck

Well known for being shy and retiring, and unwilling to share anything...!

 

[ashik09]

Well known for being shy and retiring, and unwilling to share anything...!

Is secretly a UFC fighter and will use that chair to beat you with.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is secretly a UFC fighter and will use that chair to beat you with.

Spray-painted their car pink and blue.

 

[Gamine67]

Avoids the use of predicative adjectives out of spite.

 

[rlaflamme]

Avoids the use of predicative adjectives out of spite.

Owns three Harley's but will only ride the scooter.

 

[Gamine67]

Believes the food pyramid only applies to waffles

 

[rlaflamme]

Believes the food pyramid only applies to waffles

Walks through Target and throws frozen peas at the target signs.

 

[Gamine67]

Borrows neighbors labradoodle to use as chick bait.

 

[ashik09]

Borrows neighbors labradoodle to use as chick bait.

Didn't just have breakfast at Tiffany's, she stole the entire store!

 

[rlaflamme]

Borrows neighbors labradoodle to use as chick bait.

Looks for those with small dogs to hit on

 

[Gamine67]

Ascribes to myth thatl dog size doesn’t matter. Confirmation bias.

 

[rlaflamme]

Ascribes to myth thatl dog size doesn’t matter. Confirmation bias.

Randomly slaps people in the ass and blames the weather.

 

[Gamine67]

Foolishly tests electrical outlets with his tongue

 

[rlaflamme]

Foolishly tests electrical outlets with his tongue

Is always thinking about his tongue...

 

[Gamine67]

Secretly longs to be a cat herder.

 

[rlaflamme]

Secretly longs to be a cat herder.

Convinced her neighbors that she is the pied piper.

 

[Gamine67]

Tried to form a hermits club to improve his social life

 

[rlaflamme]

Tried to form a hermits club to improve his social life

Dances in the rain hoping the frogs will come to her.

 

[Gamine67]

Try’s to stand in the corner of a revolving door.

 

[rlaflamme]

Try’s to stand in the corner of a revolving door.

Claps randomly while at the theater just to confuse people.

 

[Gamine67]

Got the clap from a random confused person........ in a theater

 

[rlaflamme]

Got the clap from a random confused person........ in a theater

Blows kisses at random people and scoffs if they do it back.

 

[Gamine67]

Crosses the T’s but had to see a doctor about dotting his eyes

 

[rlaflamme]

Crosses the T’s but had to see a doctor about dotting his eyes

Loves the taste of butterscotch, but won't eat the hard candies because they remind her of pebbles.

 

[Tenderkiss]

Take 2 minutes to make minute rice