Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[rlaflamme]

cheats at Pooh sticks

Whenever she feels she is going to lose at Jenga she knock the whole pile down and cries foul.

 

[LizVegas79]

Whenever she feels she is going to lose at Jenga she knock the whole pile down and cries foul.

Cheats at solitaire?

 

[rlaflamme]

Cheats at solitaire?

Never puts on make-up or lingerie

 

[MattWolf]

Never puts on make-up or lingerie

Never washes his knife and fork, has been using the same ones for 3 years now.

 

[rlaflamme]

Never washes his knife and fork, has been using the same ones for 3 years now.

Has doves in cages on his roof.

 

[fisherfella]

Doesn't know shit from Shinola,(yes that part of Tennessee)

 

[neakman]

Doesn't know shit from Shinola,(yes that part of Tennessee)

Asked to borrow my AV.

 

[ydahecnot]

He does not remember who attacked Pearl Harbor.

The Germans. Duh.

Asked to borrow my AV.

Likes titty twisters, to receive

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Has a closet full of sex dolls shaped like the planets.

 

[ydahecnot]

Calls herself Uranus for some reason

 

[AbsintheFather]

Calls herself Uranus for some reason

Has been known to ask female Litsters if they'd like to see his dangling participle

 

[Papa_Cali]

Has been known to ask female Litsters if they'd like to see his dangling participle

When you are not looking, he will drop some avocados in your hand.


Wait... those are not avocados!

 

[AbsintheFather]

When you are not looking, he will drop some avocados in your hand.


Wait... those are not avocados!

His return to Lit is due to having much more time on his hands, after resigning as Attorney General earlier in the day

 

[ydahecnot]

Is giving up cyber for Lent. OK, so he’s no expert on the Catholic calendar

 

[AbsintheFather]

Is giving up cyber for Lent. OK, so he’s no expert on the Catholic calendar

C'mon, everyone knows Lent lasts for a week and happens every 21 years.

Sunny is a mispelling, he got his nickname because he dresses like Sonny from the Sonny and Cher show in 1972.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Ships” Chaz Bono

 

[rlaflamme]

“Ships” Chaz Bono

Puts the porch light on every night so the sun doesn't get scared of the dark.

 

[ashik09]

Puts the porch light on every night so the sun doesn't get scared of the dark.

Goes to the local park to give impromptu dance lessons.

 

[TheRepairman]

Puts the porch light on every night so the sun doesn't get scared of the dark.

Once during a new moon, called NASA to report the moon had burnt out and needed changed

 

[rlaflamme]

Goes to the local park to give impromptu dance lessons.

Leaps from fences pretending they can fly

Once during a new moon, called NASA to report the moon had burnt out and needed changed

Carries a hammer around everywhere and calls out, "I can fix it!" randomly.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Leaps from fences pretending they can fly



Carries a hammer around everywhere and calls out, "I can fix it!" randomly.

Has been arrested for harassing the local wildlife. The rabbits of his home town still whisper his name in hushed tones.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has been arrested for harassing the local wildlife. The rabbits of his home town still whisper his name in hushed tones.

Has never told a baseless lie in his entire life....

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has never told a baseless lie in his entire life....

I am a spinner of falsehoods, the best ones have a grain of truth to them.

Once came dangerously close to being a dragons consort.

 

[ashik09]

I am a spinner of falsehoods, the best ones have a grain of truth to them.

Once came dangerously close to being a dragons consort.

Got so badly lost on his way to the shops once he made a vow to never go outdoors again.

 

[gentold]

I am a spinner of falsehoods, the best ones have a grain of truth to them.

Once came dangerously close to being a dragons consort.

has an healthy appetite for the scriptures