Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[KamaKamaSutra]

Got so badly lost on his way to the shops once he made a vow to never go outdoors again.

has an healthy appetite for the scriptures

Both of you have quite the insight into my life, I live a cloistered life as a monk of the Kama Sutra.


Once took down a dragon with one blow of his "axe"

 

[gentold]

Both of you have quite the insight into my life, I live a cloistered life as a monk of the Kama Sutra.


Once took down a dragon with one blow of his "axe"

wants an axe of his own

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

wants an axe of his own

His cousin has the biggest bunions.

 

[gentold]

His cousin has the biggest bunions.

seems to know about my toes

never had a bulge in his pants

 

[rlaflamme]

seems to know about my toes

never had a bulge in his pants

Carries a whetstone everywhere he goes

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Carries a whetstone everywhere he goes

Once produced a 1/10 ounce gold coin from somewhere......

 

[rlaflamme]

Once produced a 1/10 ounce gold coin from somewhere......

Attempts to talk to rocks.

 

[theslutbunny]

Attempts to talk to rocks.

Is indifferent to the suffering caused in the last flamme war he started.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is indifferent to the suffering caused in the last flamme war he started.

STOLE ONE OF MY OLD AV's!

How dare you

 

[rlaflamme]

STOLE ONE OF MY OLD AV's!

How dare you

Tosses rice at bunnies

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Tosses rice at bunnies

Once smoked a peace pipe with a jackalope

 

[rlaflamme]

Once smoked a peace pipe with a jackalope

Brought the pipe we shared

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Brought the pipe we shared

Broke out the peyote after.

 

[rlaflamme]

Broke out the peyote after.

Gets on all fours and chases mice.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Wishes they were the sixth Backstreet Boy.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Gets on all fours and chases mice.[/QUOTE


Wishes they were the sixth Backstreet Boy.

Put her flames out with slime from an abandoned Nickelodeon warehouse.

 

[jasonmason]

Put her flames out with slime from an abandoned Nickelodeon warehouse.

Is actually never turned on.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is actually never turned on.

So true I can be a bit of a static image sometimes

Once made the Grand Canyon wetter by simply entering it slowly.

 

[rlaflamme]

So true I can be a bit of a static image sometimes

Once made the Grand Canyon wetter by simply entering it slowly.

Randomly stops while walking and does the robot dance.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Randomly stops while walking and does the robot dance.

*Powers down*
*Reboots*
*Initiate Burn protocol*

Target likes to head bang to the Hello Kitty theme song.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

*Powers down*
*Reboots*
*Initiate Burn protocol*

Target likes to head bang to the Hello Kitty theme song.

Eats cake like a savage.

 

[MattWolf]

Eats cake like a savage.

Since joining Lit has spent so long sexual role playing that personal hygiene standards have slipped.

 

[Jada59]

Since joining Lit has spent so long sexual role playing that personal hygiene standards have slipped.

Like to hide in bushes then pops out to surprise people!

 

[HBergeron]

Like to hide in bushes then pops out to surprise people!

Her script for a remake of Driving Miss Daisy, with a dog as the driver and a cat as Miss Daisy, keeps getting turned down by Hollywood.

 

[Hornblende]

Her script for a remake of Driving Miss Daisy, with a dog as the driver and a cat as Miss Daisy, keeps getting turned down by Hollywood.

The 'H' in his user name stands for Humperdinck