Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Sweet_Lara]

She lives in an enchanted swamp.

He's an odd one, they say. He stores his toupes in the freezer and uses them as cold compresses for his migraines.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's an odd one, they say. He stores his toupes in the freezer and uses them as cold compresses for his migraines.

That's not a hat on her head, that's her actual hair.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

That's not a hat on her head, that's her actual hair.

He steals the pretty lady's hat and brags to his friends he has 24/7 access to a woman's muff

 

[DeckardNYC]

He steals the pretty lady's hat and brags to his friends he has 24/7 access to a woman's muff

Her sweetness is artificial, she uses saccharin exclusively, but hides it in a bottle labeled "sugar".

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Her sweetness is artificial, she uses saccharin exclusively, but hides it in a bottle labeled "sugar".

He got fired from his last job as the "create celebatory greetings using lighted windows in New York City high-rises." It seems he lost his printed diagram and 2 million people were greeted with "Good Fuck!" when the sun went down.

 

[neakman]

He got fired from his last job as the "create celebatory greetings using lighted windows in New York City high-rises." It seems he lost his printed diagram and 2 million people were greeted with "Good Fuck!" when the sun went down.

is concerned that drinking too much "Smart Water" will make her a genius.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

is concerned that drinking too much "Smart Water" will make her a genius.

Even Tarzan is envious of this guy's chest. And rumor has it, a little jealous about what's under this guy's loin cloth

 

[PapaRomantic]

Even Tarzan is envious of this guy's chest. And rumor has it, a little jealous about what's under this guy's loin cloth

Her Spanish is a little rusty - she has trouble pronouncing the word "taco" in the Taco Bell drive-thru.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Her Spanish is a little rusty - she has trouble pronouncing the word "taco" in the Taco Bell drive-thru.

This guy's at a loss for words when a sexy lady propositions him for directions. He just points thataway.

 

[PapaRomantic]

This guy's at a loss for words when a sexy lady propositions him for directions. He just points thataway.

Her dream is to see the world....so she bought a globe and put it on her desk at work.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Her dream is to see the world....so she bought a globe and put it on her desk at work.

He brags his best feature is his listening skills. And he drives people crazy when he calls, they pick up and say hello and, you guessed it, he just listens

 

[PapaRomantic]

He brags his best feature is his listening skills. And he drives people crazy when he calls, they pick up and say hello and, you guessed it, he just listens

Received a warning from the city water department for taking too long in the shower.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Received a warning from the city water department for taking too long in the shower.

It should be studied, many agree, that this guy has a strange mating ritual going on ... something like cough three times if you're horny and knock on the pipes if the answer is no.

 

[PapaRomantic]

It should be studied, many agree, that this guy has a strange mating ritual going on ... something like cough three times if you're horny and knock on the pipes if the answer is no.

No pipes here!

Her dreams have been permeated lately by the feeling that she is riding on a drone, and the buzzing of the motors is causing her to wake up in a hot sweat.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

No pipes here!

Her dreams have been permeated lately by the feeling that she is riding on a drone, and the buzzing of the motors is causing her to wake up in a hot sweat.

He has sex and studies French at the same time. Quite a skilled fella he is -- at least in the classroom

 

[PapaRomantic]

He has sex and studies French at the same time. Quite a skilled fella he is -- at least in the classroom

Paid extra money to Yahoo so that she could have the email address, "TheBestYou'veEverHad@y****.com.....

 

[1millionsecrets]

He has erotic fantasies involving a can of tuna, a baseball bat, and cheese wiz.

 

[PapaRomantic]

He has erotic fantasies involving a can of tuna, a baseball bat, and cheese wiz.

Has learned how to say, "Yes, right there..." in twelve languages so far, with a goal of 20 by the end of the year.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has learned how to say, "Yes, right there..." in twelve languages so far, with a goal of 20 by the end of the year.

Got a device that masks your phone number for Christmas -- he's behind all those calls from Azerbaijani.

 

[alwaysaway]

Got a device that masks your phone number for Christmas -- he's behind all those calls from Azerbaijani.

Still learning how to tie his shoelaces by watching YouTube tutorials.

 

[rlaflamme]

This one time... at band camp....

Is an instructor at the band camp

 

[alwaysaway]

Is an instructor at the band camp

Suddenly wants to become a flautist.

 

[rlaflamme]

Suddenly wants to become a flautist.

Whispers desires as she walks through shops to see if anyone perks up.

 

[AssfuckBrenda]

Whispers desires as she walks through shops to see if anyone perks up.

Marvin loves the earth

 

[rlaflamme]

Marvin loves the earth

Dancing in the buff beside her windows trying to catch Martians.