Sweet_Lara
Classic chick
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2018
- Posts
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She lives in an enchanted swamp.
He's an odd one, they say. He stores his toupes in the freezer and uses them as cold compresses for his migraines.
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She lives in an enchanted swamp.
He's an odd one, they say. He stores his toupes in the freezer and uses them as cold compresses for his migraines.
That's not a hat on her head, that's her actual hair.
He steals the pretty lady's hat and brags to his friends he has 24/7 access to a woman's muff
Her sweetness is artificial, she uses saccharin exclusively, but hides it in a bottle labeled "sugar".
He got fired from his last job as the "create celebatory greetings using lighted windows in New York City high-rises." It seems he lost his printed diagram and 2 million people were greeted with "Good Fuck!" when the sun went down.
is concerned that drinking too much "Smart Water" will make her a genius.
Even Tarzan is envious of this guy's chest. And rumor has it, a little jealous about what's under this guy's loin cloth
Her Spanish is a little rusty - she has trouble pronouncing the word "taco" in the Taco Bell drive-thru.
This guy's at a loss for words when a sexy lady propositions him for directions. He just points thataway.
Her dream is to see the world....so she bought a globe and put it on her desk at work.
He brags his best feature is his listening skills. And he drives people crazy when he calls, they pick up and say hello and, you guessed it, he just listens
Received a warning from the city water department for taking too long in the shower.
It should be studied, many agree, that this guy has a strange mating ritual going on ... something like cough three times if you're horny and knock on the pipes if the answer is no.
No pipes here!
Her dreams have been permeated lately by the feeling that she is riding on a drone, and the buzzing of the motors is causing her to wake up in a hot sweat.
He has sex and studies French at the same time. Quite a skilled fella he is -- at least in the classroom
He has erotic fantasies involving a can of tuna, a baseball bat, and cheese wiz.
Has learned how to say, "Yes, right there..." in twelve languages so far, with a goal of 20 by the end of the year.
Got a device that masks your phone number for Christmas -- he's behind all those calls from Azerbaijani.
This one time... at band camp....
Is an instructor at the band camp
Suddenly wants to become a flautist.
Whispers desires as she walks through shops to see if anyone perks up.
Marvin loves the earth