Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has stock in all the biggest manufacturing plants for rubber duckies.

 

[jasonmason]

Has stock in all the biggest manufacturing plants for rubber duckies.

Has 8 restraining orders against him. All from little old ladies he tries to help cross the street. The only problem is he keeps making them cross where they don’t need to cross.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has 8 restraining orders against him. All from little old ladies he tries to help cross the street. The only problem is he keeps making them cross where they don’t need to cross.

Is a Chip and Dales dancer but only does gigs at nursing homes.

 

[dashie33]

Is a Chip and Dales dancer but only does gigs at nursing homes.

Once got into a pissing contest so epic that most of the East Coast still hasn't recovered.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Once got into a pissing contest so epic that most of the East Coast still hasn't recovered.

Doesn't own a pair of plain white socks...lol

 

[dashie33]

Doesn't own a pair of plain white socks...lol

(This is actually true.)

Gets pretty much whatever they want thanks to rockin' the split yellow dress.

 

[kurrginatorX]

(This is actually true.)

Gets pretty much whatever they want thanks to rockin' the split yellow dress.

Is really 4'4", but uses angles like this to make himself appear a giant.

 

[dashie33]

Is really 4'4", but uses angles like this to make himself appear a giant.

*Herself.

 

[gentold]

*Herself.

a Morse code specialist

 

[kurrginatorX]

a Morse code specialist

He chopped down George Washington's cherry tree

 

[PapaRomantic]

He chopped down George Washington's cherry tree

Researched his family crest, and wasn't surprised to find out it was a man sitting naked in front of a computer with only the light of the screen to illuminate him.

 

[Gamine67]

Researched his family crest, and wasn't surprised to find out it was a man sitting naked in front of a computer with only the light of the screen to illuminate him.

Keeps falling for the “Pull my finger” joke.

 

[jp55665566]

Keeps falling for the “Pull my finger” joke.

dreams in vivid shades of beige (just kidding)

 

[kurrginatorX]

dreams in vivid shades of beige (just kidding)

Sad because his wee-wee is not in proportion with the rest of his body.

 

[Taegul]

Sad because his wee-wee is not in proportion with the rest of his body.

He's starting to get tired of living on the dark side of the Moon.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

He's starting to get tired of living on the dark side of the Moon.

Was on America's Next Top Model season 1, but he kept getting distracted when oiling the models. So he was let go.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Still hasn’t gotten over the fact that Tom Hanks got the part in Castaway

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dresses like Mr. Peanut on weekends and terrorizes children.

 

[JerseyJade]

Dresses like Mr. Peanut on weekends and terrorizes children.

Has no sense of humor and not once did I ever read anything by him that was funny.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has no sense of humor and not once did I ever read anything by him that was funny.

Has a tongue like a whip and isn't afraid to let the lashes fall on the uncouth flesh

 

[Xerxes82]

Has no sense of humor and not once did I ever read anything by him that was funny.

Is actually an advanced AI posing as a woman to gather data on human civilization.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is actually an advanced AI posing as a woman to gather data on human civilization.

Continues to masquerade as a humble crow, all the while he is a devious raven searching for shinnies.

 

[rlaflamme]

Continues to masquerade as a humble crow, all the while he is a devious raven searching for shinnies.

Has a room with shelves covered with headless dolls.

 

[alwaysaway]

Has a room with shelves covered with headless dolls.

Refuses to drink at an Irish bar unless the bartender is dressed as a leprechaun.

 

[rlaflamme]

Refuses to drink at an Irish bar unless the bartender is dressed as a leprechaun.

Whenever she looks to clean her house she twitches her nose like Jeannie and hopes the magic works.