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Answers the door naked saying "This is my damn home, I can do whatever I want in it!"
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Has knocked on the Martians door many, many times hoping for just that.
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Took a job with Meals on Wheels so he could meet older women.
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Helps old ladies cross the street. Plot twist: they never wanted to cross!
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Hits the big puddles with her car anytime someone is walking near them.
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Not baseless lol. Well, it was accidental, but definitely hilarious.
Cartwheeling is his main mode of transportation.
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Only takes ice cold showers, makes her feel alive.
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His only form of hydration comes from drinking shower water whilst in the shower.
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Whistles snow white tunes in the shower.
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Takes quizzes to see which of the Seven Dwarfs he’s most like... results come back Dopey but he thinks it should be Doc. Jury’s out.
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Gives everyone a Disney character name and calls them that, even if they ask her not to, she decides what is best.
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Wishes AlwaysAway would give him a pet name. But knows it will never actually happen.
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Goes by the name Aladdin and asks all the ladies if they’ll rub his lamp.
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Knits Disney outfits for adults.
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Specifically requested a knitted King Triton outfit.
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Dreams of being the Little Mermaid
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Was kicked off Loony Tunes for "inappropriate Acts" with Elmer Fudd
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Has always wanted to see a Loony Toons / Smurfs crossover movie
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Actually mixes the apples with the oranges in a horrifying display of mixed metaphors.
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Squeezes the juice out of oranges and throws the rest away.
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Has no appreciation for citrus mulch.
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Missing his two front teeth and is always asked if he plays hockey.
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Scrapes her fingernails on chalkboards to get attention.
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Wears thong undies, and always wears his pants at his hips to "catch some air".
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