Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[PapaRomantic]

Doesn’t see the Cold Front coming his way.

Still pissed that the Muppets haven't won even ONE best performer Oscar.

 

[Jada59]

Still pissed that the Muppets haven't won even ONE best performer Oscar.

Can play two guitars at once and doesn't even use his hands!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Can play two guitars at once and doesn't even use his hands!

Played the bearded women in The Greatest Showman.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Played the bearded women in The Greatest Showman.

Loves to fart on an escalator and then imagine the big long brown air stain she leaves behind.

 

[Jada59]

Loves to fart on an escalator and then imagine the big long brown air stain she leaves behind.

Loves to fill whoopie cushions with gravy and stick them on coworkers chairs when they're not looking.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Loves to fill whoopie cushions with gravy and stick them on coworkers chairs when they're not looking.

Mounted a TV on the ceiling above her bed so she can watch reruns of the Golden Girls are while she's having sex.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Mounted a TV on the ceiling above her bed so she can watch reruns of the Golden Girls are while she's having sex.

Has mirrors on his ceilings and walls to see the pimple on his butt.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has mirrors on his ceilings and walls to see the pimple on his butt.

Flashes her lights at people to see if they let her pass them.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Flashes her lights at people to see if they let her pass them.

Likes to pinch his nipples when he doesn't have access to anyone else's.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Likes to pinch his nipples when he doesn't have access to anyone else's.

Has a website dedicated to selling her "slightly used panties."

 

[jasonmason]

Has a website dedicated to selling her "slightly used panties."

Visits BCC’s website daily to bid on any new offerings.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Visits BCC’s website daily to bid on any new offerings.

Is a "ghost wearer" for all of BCC's goods.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Is "quality control sniffer" after goods have been "ghost worn"

 

[rlaflamme]

Is "quality control sniffer" after goods have been "ghost worn"

Has tried to organize a witch hunt on himself.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has tried to organize a witch hunt on himself.

Is secretly a member of the martian church of purity, seeks to infiltrate our community and bring the "light" to it.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Masturbates using sock puppets while fantasizing about "slaying the goo-spitting dragon"

 

[PapaRomantic]

Masturbates using sock puppets while fantasizing about "slaying the goo-spitting dragon"

Last complete sentence he said to a beautiful woman was, "Uhhhh...duh.....ummm.....uhhhh....."

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Last complete sentence he said to a beautiful woman was, "Uhhhh...duh.....ummm.....uhhhh....."

PapaRomantic was once arrested and charged with being a Mafia hit man but the witnesses all suddenly disappeared.

 

[PapaRomantic]

PapaRomantic was once arrested and charged with being a Mafia hit man but the witnesses all suddenly disappeared.

Actually watches women's beach volleyball for the game itself and not for the athletic players wearing next to nothing.

 

[alwaysaway]

Actually watches women's beach volleyball for the game itself and not for the athletic players wearing next to nothing.

Only eats the crusts on a pizza.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Only eats the crusts on a pizza.

Has at least 3 weapons on her at all times.

 

[Tinkerbell29]

Has at least 3 weapons on her at all times.

Likes to secrete grapes about his person for an impromptu game of find the raisin weeks later

 

[PapaRomantic]

Likes to secrete grapes about his person for an impromptu game of find the raisin weeks later

Wears three bras as the same time - not that she needs it, but the guys who strip her love the surprise of thinking they are about to see her nipples when they are not even close!

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Wears three bras as the same time - not that she needs it, but the guys who strip her love the surprise of thinking they are about to see her nipples when they are not even close!

Tried to translate his name into the native tongue of a island he was stranded, but only managed to get them to call him papaya.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Tried to translate his name into the native tongue of a island he was stranded, but only managed to get them to call him papaya.

Never showers, because he thinks that equates to a dirty mind.