Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Tinkerbell29]

Even artificial flowers wilt under her care.

Likes to pluck his chest hairs out and keep them in a box under the bed.

 

[rlaflamme]

Likes to pluck his chest hairs out and keep them in a box under the bed.

Sleeps hanging upside down from a ceiling

 

[Gamine67]

Sleeps hanging upside down from a ceiling

Been avoiding me by hiding in the ‘General’ Threads

 

[rlaflamme]

Been avoiding me by hiding in the ‘General’ Threads

Ducks behind hedges when she sees the Martian.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Ducks behind hedges when she sees the Martian.

Has an irrational fear of the character Thumper from Bambi. Something about past trauma with wabbits.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has an irrational fear of the character Thumper from Bambi. Something about past trauma with wabbits.

Has never had a dirty thought, well except when watching Loony Toons.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has never had a dirty thought, well except when watching Loony Toons.

His orgasm sounds is actually a Elmer Fudd voice over.

 

[Gamine67]

His orgasm sounds is actually a Elmer Fudd voice over.

Took the muffler off his Geo Metro because he thinks it sounds like a monster truck.

 

[rlaflamme]

Took the muffler off his Geo Metro because he thinks it sounds like a monster truck.

Bounces from spike to spike on fences.

 

[Gamine67]

Bounces from spike to spike on fences.

ouch!

Introvert that chooses to build fences not bridges.

 

[rlaflamme]

ouch!

Introvert that chooses to build fences not bridges.

Stacks stones on her desk and calls them world wonders.

 

[Gamine67]

Stacks stones on her desk and calls them world wonders.

Showers in a life vest, just in case.

 

[rlaflamme]

Showers in a life vest, just in case.

Was going to bridge jump then realized she was afraid of heights and water.

 

[Gamine67]

Was going to bridge jump then realized she was afraid of heights and water.

True rebel, stay 299 ft behind the fire truck just because the sign says 300 ft.

 

[rlaflamme]

True rebel, stay 299 ft behind the fire truck just because the sign says 300 ft.

Got a pilots license but refuses to pilot anything

 

[Gamine67]

Got a pilots license but refuses to pilot anything

So on-the-mark

Keeps editing my Wikipedia page and deleting my Beauty School academic honors.

 

[rlaflamme]

So on-the-mark

Keeps editing my Wikipedia page and deleting my Beauty School academic honors.

Sends false applications to every email address she finds

 

[Gamine67]

Sends false applications to every email address she finds

His bank password is Madonna’s birthday divided by how many strings a bass guitar over the rounded average of days since To Kill A Mockingbird was released.

 

[Guyblue82]

His bank password is Madonna’s birthday divided by how many strings a bass guitar over the rounded average of days since To Kill A Mockingbird was released.

Gives out after dinner mints she's collected, to kids on Halloween

 

[MattWolf]

His bank password is Madonna’s birthday divided by how many strings a bass guitar over the rounded average of days since To Kill A Mockingbird was released.

Has a cat called 'Fuck Me'. Like to stand in the garden and shout out her pussy's name at the top of her voice.

 

[Gamine67]

Gives out after dinner mints she's collected, to kids on Halloween

Noted public pocket pool player.

 

[Guyblue82]

Noted public pocket pool player.

Stare champ.... Three years running

 

[Gamine67]

Stare champ.... Three years running

Plays checkers in the park with his pet monkey.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Plays checkers in the park with his pet monkey.

Wants one of the Weather Channel weather girls to apply something "high pressure" on her.

 

[Gamine67]

Wants one of the Weather Channel weather girls to apply something "high pressure" on her.

Doesn’t see the Cold Front coming his way.