Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Deleted member 3041612]

Says “Le” in front of nouns in order to sound French.

Wears lifts on her right shoe.

 

[rlaflamme]

Wears lifts on her right shoe.

Dyes her hair green 3 times a year.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dyes his pubes green three times a year

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dyes his pubes green three times a year

Is hairier than his avatar.

 

[alwaysaway]

Is hairier than his avatar.

Has an intense fear of the colour red.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has an intense fear of the colour red.

Only uses clear umbrellas so she can see the size of each drop of rain.

 

[alwaysaway]

Only uses clear umbrellas so she can see the size of each drop of rain.

Supposed to be baseless!

Wears three pairs of socks. Calls them foot mittens.

 

[rlaflamme]

Supposed to be baseless!

Wears three pairs of socks. Calls them foot mittens.

Always wears garters, and stretches them so they slap against her thighs to help her concentrate.

 

[alwaysaway]

Always wears garters, and stretches them so they slap against her thighs to help her concentrate.

Puts springs on the soles of his shoes and walks like he’s on the Moon.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Puts springs on the soles of his shoes and walks like he’s on the Moon.

Tapes Fruit Loops cereal to her clothes to give them color.



(Have a great day! Must go run errands)

 

[rlaflamme]

Tapes Fruit Loops cereal to her clothes to give them color.



(Have a great day! Must go run errands)

Only wears the color yellow, all other colors are pretenders.

(Have a great day!)

 

[DeckardNYC]

Only wears the color yellow, all other colors are pretenders.

(Have a great day!)

He was kicked off his home planet for repeatedly losing his Martian death ray gun

 

[ashesatwork]

He was kicked off his home planet for repeatedly losing his Martian death ray gun

kicked outta the stripclub for peeing in the shower

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Waters her beers down to impress the bar

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Waters her beers down to impress the bar

Chooses a Shirley Temple on the rocks to loosen up at bars.

 

[jasonmason]

She only ever eats Fruit Loops with chocolate milk.

 

[rlaflamme]

She only ever eats Fruit Loops with chocolate milk.

Puts butterscotch topping on his pancakes.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Flunked out of clown college

 

[jasonmason]

Flunked out of clown college

Applied to clown college, but was never accepted.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Applied to clown college, but was never accepted.

Buys pick up lines for chicks from a guy on the corner for two bucks each...worth every penny!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Is actually 80 years old, but her PrettyLilPussy has had more cosmetic surgery than a Kardashian.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Is actually 80 years old, but her PrettyLilPussy has had more cosmetic surgery than a Kardashian.

Likes Girl Scout cookies just a little too much for the authorities’ tastes.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Likes Girl Scout cookies just a little too much for the authorities’ tastes.

When he is writing, he dots the letter "I" with a happy little sunshine face.

 

[Gamine67]

When he is writing, he dots the letter "I" with a happy little sunshine face.

Prefers umlauts for the thrill of double dotting.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Prefers umlauts for the thrill of double dotting.

Even artificial flowers wilt under her care.