Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[kurrginatorX]

Once summoned a crow by simply holding his hand out. Earning him the honorary title of Disney Princess

Was Boy George's KamaKamaChameleon

 

[alwaysaway]

Was Boy George's KamaKamaChameleon

Dreams of being in a Dr Seuss’ Broadway play.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Dreams of being in a Dr Seuss’ Broadway play.

I always away, but never far away. She likes to keep within binocular distance.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dresses like a little girl every day at noon and plays "Tea Time"

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Dresses like a little girl every day at noon and plays "Tea Time"

Shhhhhh, you said you liked my tea.

Has an extensive collection of Beetle Juice memorabilia, none signed.

 

[Gamine67]

Tried to write in stream of consciousness but gave up when he found out what a colon actually is.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Tried to write in stream of consciousness but gave up when he found out what a colon actually is.

Wishes grammar was a more developed skill in the modern world

 

[KaseE]

Wishes grammar was a more developed skill in the modern world

Not very limber.

 

[Gamine67]

Still has tan linens from that skimpy diphthong at Havasu.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Not very limber.

Recommends the Purge as all first date night events.

 

[Gamine67]

Recommends the Purge as all first date night events.

Left his Fleshlight in the umbrella stand.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Left his Fleshlight in the umbrella stand.

Got caught by customs smuggling generic vibrators across the border, to save on taxes.

 

[Gamine67]

Got caught by customs smuggling generic vibrators across the border, to save on taxes.

Keeps confusing petulant and flatulent so ever time he sulks he lights a match.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Keeps confusing petulant and flatulent so ever time he sulks he lights a match.

Tried to convince green peace to set up a camp in the middle of Canada, terminal politeness was rampant at the time.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Tried to convince green peace to set up a camp in the middle of Canada, terminal politeness was rampant at the time.

Thinks the whole bit about dogs being man's best friend is stupid, since his dog hates him.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Thinks the whole bit about dogs being man's best friend is stupid, since his dog hates him.

Thinks bigger is better in all parts of his life.

 

[Jada59]

In real life, Misshotndeep is my grandma

Is not a human. Is a really intelligent dog with a computer!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Is not a human. Is a really intelligent dog with a computer!

Keeps her nipples camera ready

 

[PapaRomantic]

Keeps her nipples camera ready

Lost her virginity when she was....never mind, she doesn't remember when she lost her virginity.

 

[alwaysaway]

Lost her virginity when she was....never mind, she doesn't remember when she lost her virginity.

Drinks beer through a straw.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Drinks beer through a straw.

Goes outside in just a raincoat and heels.

 

[rlaflamme]

Goes outside in just a raincoat and heels.

Doesn't own a single pair of pants.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Doesn't own a single pair of pants.

His legs mirror Marvin's, and wears clown sneakers too...

 

[rlaflamme]

His legs mirror Marvin's, and wears clown sneakers too...

Has never trimmed or shaved anything, ever.

 

[alwaysaway]

Has never trimmed or shaved anything, ever.

Says “Le” in front of nouns in order to sound French.