~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MrPimms]

Does a little dance every time a post is responded to favourably

 

[kreemi_pi]

Does a little dance every time a post is responded to favourably

Does a little dance...makes a little love...gets DOWN TONIGHT!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is actually a centuries old succubus, feeding on the life force of those that she seduces with Austin Powers quotes

 

[MrPimms]

Is the original sexbot from Austin Powers! Yeah, baby!

 

[EctoJohn]

Has to do yoga everywhere and anywhere they are, almost ritualistically.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Uses his epic Kung Fu skills to slice his grilled cheese

 

[MrPimms]

Has a secret channel on a well known adult website where he sits on squelchy grilled cheese sandwiches. Made a mistake and sat on one while it was still on grill, best video on there.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Has a secret channel on a well known adult website where he sits on squelchy grilled cheese sandwiches. Made a mistake and sat on one while it was still on grill, best video on there.

Spends too much time reading Lit stories in the "Dairy Lovers" section

 

[Cindy027]

He keeps going to dollar stores to buy secondhand wrenches to keep up appearances.

 

[EctoJohn]

She sometimes sneaks around to different houses at night and cuts 1cm off the bottom of chair legs so that they wobble.

 

[MrPimms]

Makes a range of sex toys built from circuit boards scavenged from old eight-bit computers.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Has watched Super Mario porn. We won't talk about what Bowser was doing ...

 

[MrPimms]

Once took part in Dark Crystal: The Musical, but grabbed a dildo before going on stage.

 

[snexxer]

Was fired from Diageo for giving a Pimms batch a unique flavour.

 

[EctoJohn]

Dyes his pubic hair.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Invented the Boston Cream Pie doughnut one lonely night

 

[MrPimms]

Spent a year working at Cinnabon perfecting the perfect drippy topping for his gastro porn channel.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a preference for PC games that require two or more floppy disks to boot up.

 

[Coyote100]

He is a well known stalker according to the police of his home town.

 

[EctoJohn]

He once bit a dog that growled at him.

 

[Him15]

He once bit a dog that growled at him.

Is afraid of ghosts

 

[SusanHoward]

Friends with the cast of Gremlins

 

[LostHorizon]

She’s married to Ron Howard.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Once had a threesome involving Ron Howard.

 

[Repeatoffender25]

Their horse is really gray!