~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[ImpishSeraph]

Gotta admit, I appreciate her new “real” look.

Travels to Germany just to feel “The Hoff” love with his peeps.

Always stops to eat an olive right as his partner is about to have an orgasm. Poor thing is still trying to get her nut.

 

[SimonSex]

Always stops to eat an olive right as his partner is about to have an orgasm. Poor thing is still trying to get her nut.

That’s her concern. Kalamatas are delicious.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

That’s her concern. Kalamatas are delicious.

Share the delicious morsels. Likes to sing Bludnymph's Popsicle when receiving blowjobs

 

[Azuldrgon]

Share the delicious morsels. Likes to sing Bludnymph's Popsicle when receiving blowjobs

Has her gorgeous breasts insured for two million dollars. .

 

[SimonSex]

Share the delicious morsels. Likes to sing Bludnymph's Popsicle when receiving blowjobs

It’s a true lie. I sing show tunes when I pop.

Has a passenger side rear tire that needs some air.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Has her gorgeous breasts insured for two million dollars. .

Hi, Blue!,
Goes Surfing on every full moon

It’s a true lie. I sing show tunes when I pop.

Has a passenger side rear tire that needs some air.

Keeps letting the air out of my tires

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hi, Blue!,
Goes Surfing on every full moon

She loves taking pictures when I do, especially since I might be fully naked when it happens.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

She loves taking pictures when I do, especially since I might be fully naked when it happens.

That's the only way to surf! And a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do..

Kidnaps Lady Pirate and takes them to his lair

 

[Azuldrgon]

That's the only way to surf! And a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do..

Kidnaps Lady Pirate and takes them to his lair

That's actually not a baseless lie.

Knows where the only weak spot on my body is.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

That's actually not a baseless lie.

Knows where the only weak spot on my body is.

Likes me to lay a skittle on each one

 

[peter252]

Has a phobia to work

 

[EctoJohn]

@peter252 doesn't like to post on Literotica Forums.

 

[kellyt1994]

Has a tattoo of David Hasselhoff in a private place

That's Freddy King. A girl thinks smtst5 might need glasses.

 

[Azuldrgon]

That's Freddy King. A girl thinks smtst5 might need glasses.

She's also a Sara Bareilles (?) fan also.
And thinks she's the King of Anything.

 

[SusanHoward]

I must have climaxed over and over again with you last night!

 

[Jodaily]

I would never climax with you. Nope, never!

 

[EctoJohn]

Once jumped off of Mt. Kilimanjaro.

 

[peter252]

Wants to become a member of the royal family

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is a member of the royal family in secret

 

[EctoJohn]

Wishes to live the life of Winnie the Pooh.

 

[Sunlover102]

Cheated on Winnie the poo by running away with pigglet.

 

[kellyt1994]

Wants to become a member of the royal family

Was once a member of a royal family before meeting a red-haired outlaw, blowing up a UFO conference, and convincing a Saudi prince to build him a pyramid. Yum.

 

[kellyt1994]

Wishes to live the life of Winnie the Pooh.

Has apparently never read the later books, set in Christopher Robin's sex dungeon.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has spent the better part of a decade perfecting a recipe for pine needle tea.

 

[kellyt1994]

Has spent the better part of a decade perfecting a recipe for pine needle tea.

Doesn't recognize the earthy scent of shrooms.