~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

lies, all lies! Hope those curtains are open again tonight.

Goes dancing at strangers funerals
It’s better than crashing weddings. Mom!!! The meatloaf!!!

I get $40 apiece for those "treated" bananas.
Has one hand in her pocket (holding $40) and the other is waiting for a high five. And waiting. And waiting and … oh I got you. High Five!!!!
 
Can’t give high fives because his bionic hands have only clamping hooks.
 
Has a collection of Roman statuary that he keeps in one of his rooms. He frequently has therapeutic conversations with them while wearing a toga.
 
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