~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[peter252]

Sells contraband on the black market

 

[kellyt1994]

Is the worst sort of white market supremacist.

 

[Pad_Foot]

She has gorgeous long brunette hair, and never smiles

 

[peter252]

Is training to be a potato farmer

 

[kellyt1994]

Watches Led Zeppelin videos on YouTube and is moved by the brilliant placement of that sweet potato.

 

[kellyt1994]

Spends her weekends attending open houses just so she can smell the pillows of strangers.

When I was 21 or so my first Domme used to say that she was going to start renting me out as a drug dog.

 

[Jodaily]

Learned how to bark for strangers at an early age

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a forest dwelling nudist. Locals used to think he was a bigfoot.

 

[Jodaily]

I thought this was tell lies.

Keeps a stable of alpacas

 

[Jodaily]

Fleeced the Patagonia fleeces from the donkeys

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Really wanted to be Manson girl but was born too late.

 

[peter252]

Is a private investigator on bad spelling

 

[kellyt1994]

Is a private investigator on bad spelling


He has a dirty sock fetish centered on Tori Spelling.

 

[peter252]

Pays money for my dirty socks

 

[kellyt1994]

Thinks Blockbuster coupons are legal tender.

 

[peter252]

Is a part time train spotter

 

[nowisthetime]

Microwaves cereal, calls it gourmet.

 

[peter252]

Is a part time nun

 

[kellyt1994]

Microwaves cereal, calls it gourmet.

I started sobbing inconsolably when I learned what he does with red corn.

 

[Pad_Foot]

She does love her red corn

Don’t ask !

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a sexual obsession with bananas, but not in the way you might expect.

 

[peter252]

Works as a rat trainer

 

[Jaws82]

got kicked out for moshing at a kennyG concert

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a fascination with clarinet music.

 

[Sunlover102]

Uses 'used' bananas to train his rats.