~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

Set a record for the highest score ever at his local golf course.

 

[EctoJohn]

Wrote this post.

 

[kellyt1994]

Thinks the Your Anus Adult Supercenter is a space agency.


<-- was not born at the Your Anus Adult Supercenter

 

[Jodaily]

Was the original designer of the commercially available butt plug.

 

[kellyt1994]

Became disillusioned with his line of ice cream butt plugs when his Double Fudge flavor became popularly known as Triple Fudge.

 

[Jodaily]

Eeooo!

Never had a gender reveal party, and as such is still confused. Profile confirms this.

 

[peter252]

Is a tax inspector

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once tried to make magic potions in science

 

[EctoJohn]

Once studied something called "Goth Math".

 

[SimonSex]

Gives sausages laced with ExLax to his neighbors yapping dog.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Gives sausages laced with ExLax to his neighbors yapping dog.

Has a secret sketch book of yetis, Wookiees and big foots doing porn things.

 

[SimonSex]

Uses the word sacroiliac every chance that they get.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Peels apples only to eat just the skin, and leaves the apple to watch it rot…

 

[Jodaily]

Tried jacking with a cactus once. Still trying to get all the needles out

 

[kellyt1994]

Uses the word sacroiliac every chance that they get.

Has some super-secret arrangement to increase Google searches but he's paid in muffins

 

[Jodaily]

Favorite tshirt says 30% stud 70% muffin.
Oh no, never mind, that’s mine

 

[kellyt1994]

He still hasn't learned to ask to see the candy before he gets in the van.

 

[kellyt1994]

He is both shamed and aroused when Popeye's refuses to serve him a McRib.

 

[EctoJohn]

Find being lied to by politicians to be kinky.

 

[SimonSex]

Lindsey Graham lied to him about being straight.

 

[peter252]

Is a news reporter

 

[SimonSex]

Avoid his panel van at Home Depot.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is actually a master of a martial art from Switzerland.

 

[kellyt1994]

Is actually a master of a martial art from Switzerland.

"Art" is actually a 63 year old traffic cop with one arm.

 

[Coyote100]

Purposely left his profile empty because he is afraid ICE will deport him back to his native Liechtenstein.