~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Has a large collection of John Wayne porn.

 

[kellyt1994]

Fired from his marketing job after paying Larry King a bundle to endorse a new line of celebrity-themed nipple clamps.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a reverse nudist and enjoys getting as clothed as possible anywhere they can.

 

[Taegul]

He holds the world record for spit-juggling olives. He can keep six in the air consistently without choking. Usually.

 

[Spurtulator]

He holds the world record for spit-juggling olives. He can keep six in the air consistently without choking. Usually.

Owns a franchise of drive-in porn theaters

 

[kellyt1994]

Suffers a medically unsafe level of arousal at the misuse of the words "discrete" and "discreet".

 

[EctoJohn]

Has memorized the words to the Finnish national anthem.