~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Zephreck]

Is currently dancing naked in her living room with numerous stuffed animals watching and thirsting for more mushroom tea.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is currently dancing naked in her living room with numerous stuffed animals watching and thirsting for more mushroom tea.

Is a peeping Tom who spies on all the women!!!

 

[Zephreck]

Watches while I peep on other eating buttered popcorn and never gives anyone higher than a "7" on her ratings scale....

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is a peeping Tom who spies on all the women!!!

Wears a parka in the shower.

 

[peter252]

Is a romantic poet

 

[kellyt1994]

Wears Hugo Boss panties

 

[EctoJohn]

Stole my old undies!

 

[Dave6857]

Farted in church

 

[SusanHoward]

Dreams of me dancing the Dance of Seven Veils for him.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is secretly D.B. Cooper.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is secretly D.B. Cooper.

Has recently been hypnotized to believe every lie he has ever told as the gospel truth.

 

[Jodaily]

Lies about what he’s really doing in his avatar. It ain’t dancing.

 

[kellyt1994]

Jodaily learned to make real stroganoff as part of a bargain with a well-dressed gentleman at a crossroads.

 

[Jodaily]

These are supposed to be lies!

That well dressed gentleman was accompanied by a young lady that looked suspiciously like @kellyt1994

 

[kellyt1994]

Yes I loved my way to hell
I loved the devil
And I loved him well
Little devils running up and down the wall
Saying do something daddy
Fo' she love us all

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows the secret to the perfect potato chip waffles.

 

[kellyt1994]

Thinks the secret to the perfect potato chip waffle is methamphetamine.

 

[Jodaily]

Is addicted to potato chip waffles

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is addicted to potato chip waffles

When he’s tired, he changes his name to joweekly

 

[EctoJohn]

Somehow broke a finger once playing chess.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Somehow broke a finger once playing chess.

I gotta stop slamming those pieces so aggressively.

He’s always telling the story about the farmer who was outstanding in his field. Which is the whole story. Efficient storyteller, he is.

 

[kellyt1994]

When he’s tired, he changes his name to joweekly

He should try a potato chip waffle.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He should try a potato chip waffle.

Bacon cheddar are the best.

The only thing she likes better than baseless lies is sharing culinary wisdom

 

[peter252]

Sends out toe clippings to his lovers

 

[EctoJohn]

Gets really excited for junk mail to come via post office because he has a strange desire for physical mail.