Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[Plane_Guy]

She won the 2017 Bohemian Rhapsody karaoke invitational championship.

5th year in a row? Sheesh! Give someone else a chance.

Streaking at Dodgers Stadium during game one of the NLCS.

 

[beachbaby179]

Streaking at Dodgers Stadium during game one of the NLCS.

Jumped out of his plane into one of the 10000 lakes.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Jumped out of his plane into one of the 10000 lakes.

She's the hot girl reporter on the sideline of the Giants game

 

[papadoc19]

Sale of his distillery

 

[_valkyrie_]

He streaked across the stadium during a Super Bowl game, evading all tackle attempts and all without spilling his popcorn and beer.

 

[Taegul]

She started a food fight at a hot dog eating contest. There were wieners flying everywhere!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Anonymous man found unconscious in local deli where slogan is: The longer it hangs, the harder it gets. He was smiling and clutching his salami.

 

[Taegul]

She "gigglegasmed" until milk poured out her nose. That was milk, right? Either way, she was so embarrassed, she went into hiding to avoid the world-wide media attention. It was an otherwise slow news day...

 

[_valkyrie_]

There was a loud bump heard in the studio, middle broadcast. As the female news anchor grew increasingly flustered, there was a second thud heard. He then emerged from under the set counter, after the elaborate breathing of the news lady made everyone concerned. Then they cut to the commercials.

 

[papadoc19]

She won Eurovision

 

[_valkyrie_]

He found Atlantis.

 

[papadoc19]

She is the surprise winner of a major national election

 

[done_got_old]

She is the surprise winner of a major national election

He's the sole winner of the largest lottery pay off in history.

 

[Pantyboy74]

He's the sole winner of the largest lottery pay off in history.

Made mayor of lickadick

 

[Sensual_Curiosity]

Made mayor of lickadick

He looted Victoria Secret and is now asking for models via Craigslist

 

[Pantyboy74]

He looted Victoria Secret and is now asking for models via Craigslist

Replied to a Craigslist ad and was caught with stolen goods.

 

[boss302500]

Replied to a Craigslist ad and was caught with stolen goods.

For wearing panties in a public place

 

[DarkSimian]

"I was standing over there by the tamaters, and her she come, streaking around the cucumbers, didn't have nothing on but a smile. I hollered over there "Don't look, Ethel!", but it was too late. She'd already been mooned."

 

[papadoc19]

He was acquired by Disney

 

[LanguageOfLove]

He was acquired by Disney

He switched the caffeinated coffee to decaf (No no!!)

 

[Pantyboy74]

He switched the caffeinated coffee to decaf (No no!!)

Caused a multi vehicle accident by stretching in her yoga pants at the road side.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Caused a multi vehicle accident by stretching in her yoga pants at the road side.

LOL Arrested for really believing that laughter is the best medicine, and gave everyone at the pharmacy a bottle of laughs

 

[Pantyboy74]

LOL Arrested for really believing that laughter is the best medicine, and gave everyone at the pharmacy a bottle of laughs

caused misery across the world by stopping the bottling of this.

 

[MrEd63]

caused misery across the world by stopping the bottling of this.

He has the largest panty collection in Europe

 

[Pantyboy74]

He has the largest panty collection in Europe

Thanks.

named after a tv horse.